Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh

Andrew Lloyd Webber 외 2명
앨범 : The Phantom Of The Opera

FIRMIN
'Mystery
after gala night,'
it says, 'Mystery
of soprano's flight!'
'Mystified,
baffled Sûreté say,
we are mystified -
we suspect foul play!'
(He lowers the paper)
Bad news on
soprano scene -
first Carlotta,
now Christine!
Still, at least
the seats get sold -
gossip's worth
its weight in gold...
What a way to
run a business!
Spare me these
unending trials!
Half your cast disappears,
but the crowd still cheers!
Opera!
To hell with Gluck and Handel -
It's a scandal that'll
pack'em in the aisles!
(ANDRÉ bursts in, in a temper)
ANDRÉ
Damnable!
Will they all walk out?
This is damnable!
FIRMIN
André, please don't shout...
It's publicity!
And the take is vast!
Free publicity!
ANDRÉ
But we have no cast...
FIRMIN (calmly)
But André,
have you seen the queue?
(He has been sorting mail on his desk: finding the two letters
from the PHANTOM):
Oh, it seems
you've got one too...
(He hands the letter to ANDRÉ who opens it and reads):
ANDRÉ
'Dear André
what a charming gala!
Christine enjoyed a great success!
We were hardly bereft
when Carlotta left -
otherwise,
the chorus was entrancing,
but the dancing was a
lamentable mess!'
FIRMIN (reading his)
'Dear Firmin,
just a brief reminder:
my salary has not been paid.
Send it care of the ghost,
by return of post -
P.T.O.:
No-one likes a debtor,
so it's better if my
orders are obeyed!'
FIRMIN/ANDRÉ
Who would have the gall
to send this?
Someone with a puerile brain!
FIRMIN (examining both letters)
These are both signed 'O.G.'...
ANDRÉ
Who the hell is he?
BOTH (immediately realising)
Opera Ghost!
FIRMIN (Unamused)
It's really not amusing!
ANDRÉ
He's abusing
our position!
FIRMIN
In addition
he wants money!
ANDRÉ
He's a funny
sort of spectre...
BOTH
...to expect a
large retainer!
Nothing plainer -
he is clearly quite insane!
(They are interrupted by the arrival of RAOUL, who brandishes
another of the PHANTOM's notes)
RAOUL
Where is she?
ANDRÉ
You mean Carlotta?
RAOUL
I Mean Miss Daaé -
where is she?
FIRMIN
Well, how should we know?
RAOUL
I want an answer -
I take it that you
sent me this note?
FIRMIN
What's all this nonsense?
ANDRÉ
Of course not!
FIRMIN
Don't look at us!
RAOUL
She's not with you, then?
FIRMIN
Of course not!
ANDRÉ
We're in the dark...
RAOUL
Monsieur, don't argue -
Isn't this the
letter you wrote?
FIRMIN
And what is it that we're
meant to have wrote?
(Realising his mistake)
Written!
(RAOUL hands the note to ANDRÉ, who reads it)
ANDRÉ
'Do not fear for Miss Daaé.
The Angel of Music
has her under his wing.
Make no attempt to see her again.'
(The MANAGERS look mystified)
RAOUL
If you didn't write it, who did?
(CARLOTTA bursts in. She too has a letter, which has cheered
her no more than the others)
CARLOTTA
Where is he?
ANDRÉ
Ah, welcome back!
CARLOTTA
Your precious patron -
where is he?
RAOUL
What is it now?
CARLOTTA (to RAOUL)
I have your letter -
a letter which I
rather resent!
FIRMIN (to RAOUL)
And did you send it?
RAOUL
Of course not!
ANDRÉ
As if he would!
CARLOTTA
You didn't send it?
RAOUL
Of course not!
FIRMIN
What's going on...?
CARLOTTA (to RAOUL)
You dare to tell me
that this is not the
letter you sent?!
RAOUL
And what is it that I'm
meant to have sent?
(RAOUL takes the letter and reads it)
'Your days
at the Opéra Populaire are numbered.
Christine Daaé
will be singing on your behalf tonight.
Be prepared
for a great misfortune,
should you attempt
to take her place.'
(The MANAGERS are beginning to tire of the intrigue)
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Far too many
notes for my taste -
and most of them
about Christine!
All we've heard since we came
is Miss Daaé's name...
(GIRY suddenly appears, accompanied by MEG)
GIRY
Miss Daaé has returned.
FIRMIN (dryly)
I trust her midnight oil
is well and truly burned.
ANDRÉ
Where precisely is she now?
GIRY
I thought it best
that she went home...
MEG
She needed rest.
RAOUL
May I see her?
GIRY
No, Monsieur,
she will see no-one.
CARLOTTA
Will she sing?
Will she sing?
GIRY
Here, I have a note...
RAOUL/CARLOTTA/ANDRÉ
Let me see it!
FIRMIN (snatching it)
Please!
FIRMIN (opens the letter and reads. The PHANTOM's voice
gradually takes over)
Gentlemen, I have now sent you several notes of the most
amiable nature, detailing how my theatre is to be run. You
have not followed my instructions. I shall give you one
last chance...'
PHANTOM'S VOICE (taking over)
Christine Daaé has returned to you,
and I am anxious her career
should progress.
In the new production of 'Il Muto',
you will therefore cast Carlotta
as the Pageboy, and put Miss Daaé
in the rôle of Countess.
The rôle which Miss Daaé plays
calls for charm and appeal.
The rôle of the Pageboy is silent -
which makes my casting,
in a word,
ideal.
I shall watch the performance from my normal seat in
Box Five, which will be kept empty for me. Should these
commands be ignored, a disaster beyond your
imagination will occur.
FIRMIN (taking over)
'I remain, gentlemen,
Your obedient servant, O.G.'
CARLOTTA
Christine!
ANDRÉ
Whatever next...?
CARLOTTA
It's all a ploy to
help Christine!
FIRMIN
This is insane...
CARLOTTA
I know who sent this:
(Pointing an accusing finger)
The Vicomte - her lover!
RAOUL (ironical)
Indeed?
(To the others)
Can you believe this?
ANDRÉ (to CARLOTTA, in protest)
Signora!
CARLOTTA (half to the MANAGERS, half to herself)
O traditori!
FIRMIN (to CARLOTTA)
This is a joke!
ANDRÉ
This changes nothing!
CARLOTTA
O mentitori!
FIRMIN
Signora!
ANDRÉ
You are our star!
FIRMIN
And always will be!
ANDRÉ
Signora...
FIRMIN
The man is mad!
ANDRÉ
We don't take orders!
FIRMIN (announcing it to everyone)
Miss Daaé will be playing
the Pageboy - the silent rôle...
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Carlotta will be playing the lead!
CARLOTTA (waxing melodramatic)
It's useless trying to
appease me!
You're only saying this
to please me!
Signori, è vero?
Non, non, non voglio udire!
Lasciatemi morire!
O padre mio!
Dio!
GIRY
Who scorn his word,
beware to those...
CARLOTTA (to MANAGERS)
You have reviled me!
GIRY
The angel sees,
the angel knows...
RAOUL
Why did Christine
fly from my arms...?
CARLOTTA
You have rebuked me!
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Signora, pardon us...
CARLOTTA
You have replaced me!
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Please, Signora,
we beseech you...
GIRY
This hour shall see
your darkest fears...
MEG/RAOUL
I must see her...
CARLOTTA
Abbandonata!
Deseredata!
O, sventurata!
GIRY
The angel knows,
the angel hears...
RAOUL
Where did she go...?
CARLOTTA
Abbandonata!
Disgraziata!
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Signora, sing for us!
Don't be a martyr...
RAOUL/GIRY/MEG
What new surprises
lie in store...?
(ALL look at CARLOTTA as the MANAGERS approach her
lovingly)
ANDRÉ
Your public need you!
FIRMIN
We need you, too!
CARLOTTA (unassuaged)
Would you not
rather have your
precious little
ingénue?
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Signora, no!
The world wants you!
(The MANAGERS adopt their most persuasive attitudes)
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Prima donna,
first lady of the stage!
Your devotees
are on their knees
to implore you!
ANDRÉ
Can you bow out
when they're shouting
your name?
FIRMIN
Think of how they
all adore you!
BOTH
Prima donna,
enchant us once again!
ANDRÉ
Think of your muse...
FIRMIN
And of the queues
round the theatre!
BOTH
Can you deny
us the triumph
in store?
Sing, prima donna,
once more!
(CARLOTTA registers her acceptance, as the MANAGERS
continue to cajole and the others reflect variously on the
situation)
RAOUL
Christine spoke of an angel...
CARLOTTA (to herself in triumph)
Prima donna,
your song shall live again!
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN (to CARLOTTA)
Think of your public!
CARLOTTA
You took a snub,
but there's a public
who needs you!
GIRY (referring to CHRISTINE)
She has heard the voice
of the Angel of Music...
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN (to CARLOTTA)
Those who hear your voice
liken you to an angel!
CARLOTTA
Think of their cry
of undying support!
RAOUL
Is this her Angel of Music...?
ANDRÉ (to FIRMIN)
We get our opera...
FIRMIN (to ANDRÉ)
She gets her limelight!
CARLOTTA
Follow where the limelight
leads you!
MEG
Is this ghost
an angel or a madman...?
RAOUL
Angel or madman...?
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN (aside)
Leading ladies are a trial!
CARLOTTA
Prima donna,
your song shall never die!
MEG
Voice of hell, or of heaven...?
GIRY
Heaven help you
those who doubt...
CARLOTTA
You'll sing again,
and to unending
ovation!
RAOUL
Orders! Warnings!
Lunatic demands!
GIRY
This miscasting
will invite damnation...
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Tears... oaths...
lunatic demands
are regular occurrences!
MEG
Bliss or damnation?
Which has claimed her...?
CARLOTTA
Think how you'll shine
in that final
encore!
Sing, prima donna,
once more!
GIRY
Oh fools,
to have flouted his warnings!
RAOUL
Surely, for her sake...
MEG
Surely he'll strike back...
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Surely there'll be further scenes -
worse than this!
GIRY
Think, before
these demands are rejected!
RAOUL
...I must see these
and demands are rejected!
MEG
...If his threats
and demands are rejected!
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Who'd believe a diva
happy to relieve a
chorus girl, who's gone
and slept with the patron?
Raoul and the soubrette,
entwined in love's duet!
Although he may demur,
he must have been with her!
MEG/RAOUL
Christine must be protected!
CARLOTTA
O, fortunata!
Non ancor
abbandonata!
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
You'd never get away
with all this in a play,
but if it's loudly sung
and in a foreign tongue,
It's just the sort of story
audiences adore, in
fact a perfect
opera!
RAOUL
His game is over!
GIRY
This is a game
you cannot hope to win!
RAOUL
And in Box Five
a new game will begin...
GIRY
For, if his curse
is on this opera...
MEG
But if his curse
is on this opera...
ANDRÉ/FIRMIN
Prima donna,
the world is at your feet!
A nation waits,
and how it hates
to be cheated!
CARLOTTA
The stress that falls upon a
famous prima donna!
Terrible diseases,
coughs and colds and sneezes!
Still, the driest throat
will reach the highest note,
in search of perfect
opera!
MEG/GIRY
...then I fear the outcome...
RAOUL
Christine plays the Pageboy,
Carlotta plays the Countess...
GIRY
...should you dare to...
MEG
...when you once again...
ALL
Light up the stage
with that age-old
rapport!
Sing, prima donna,
once more!
PHANTOM'S VOICE
So, it is to be war between us! If these demands are not
met, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur!
ALL
Once more!
SCENE NINE
A PERFORMANCE OF 'ILL MUTO'
BY ALBRIZZIO
(During the Overture RAOUL, ANDRÉ and FIRMIN take their
respective seats - RAOUL in Box Five, the MANAGERS in a box
opposite)
RAOUL
Gentlemen, if you would care to take your seats?
I shall be sitting in Box Five.
ANDRÉ
Do you really think that's wise, Monsieur?
RAOUL
My dear André, there would appear to be no seats
available, other than Box Five.
(The front cloth rises to reveal an 18th century salon, a canopied
bed centre-stage. The COUNTESS is played by CARLOTTA,
SERAFIMO, the page boy, is disguised as her maid and is played
by CHRISTINE. At this point they are hidden behind the drapes
of the bed, which are drawn.
In the room are TWO EPICENE men: one a HAIRDRESSER
and one a JEWELLER. The JEWELLER is attended by MEG.
There is also an OLDER WOMAN, the COUNTESS'
confidante. All apart from MEG are gossiping with relish about
the COUNTESS' current liaison with SERAFIMO)
COUNTESS (CARLOTTA)
Serafimo - away with this pretence
(she rips off SERAFIMO's skirt to reveal his manly breeches)
You cannot speak but kiss me in my
husband's absence!

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