I love the colored lights every year
And the way the neighbors stop their cars and stare
I strap a Santa Claus on my roof
Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere
I'm stringin' up decorations
It's straining the power stations
Fake icicle light formations
Imported from Third World nations
I'm stringin' up decorations
I'm freaking out fire stations
I'm pumping out radiation
My neighbors are out of patience
Gotta keep those yuletide decorations up all winter
God appreciates my plugged in tribute to the Savior
God would love me if I could keep 'em up till well past Easter...
AMEN!
I'm putting up a manger station
Three wise men's destination
Nutcrackers in full Claymation
Little Drummer Boy animation
Fa-la-la-la-la, Fa-la-la
I'm stringin' up decorations
It's straining the power stations
Fake icicle light formations
Imported from Third World nations...