When the Earth was still flat
And clouds made of fire
And mountains stretched up
to the sky
Sometimes higher
Folks roamed the Earth
Like big rolling kegs
They had two sets of arms
They had two sets of legs
They had two faces peering
Out of one giant head
So they could
watch all around them
As they talked while they read
And they never
knew nothing of love
It was before
The origin of love
The origin of love
Now there was three sexes then
One that looked like two men
Glued up back to back
They called the children of the sun
And similar in shape and girth
Was the children of the Earth
They looked like two girls
Rolled up in one
And the children of the moon
Looked like a fork
shoved on a spoon
They was part sun part
Earth Part daughter part son
The origin of love
Now the gods grew quite scared
Of our strength and defiance
And Thor said
I'm gonna kill them all
with my hammer
Like I killed the giants
But Zeus said
No You better let me
Use my lightning like scissors
Like I cut the legs off the whales
Dinosaurs into lizards
And then he grabbed up some bolts
He let out a laugh
Said I'll split them
right down the middle
Gonna cut them right up in half
And the storm clouds gathered above
Into great balls of fire
And then fire shot down
From the sky in bolts
Like shining blades Of a knife
And it ripped Right through
the flesh Of the children
of the sun
And the moon And the earth
And some Indian god
Sewed the wound up to a hole
Pulled around to our bellies
To remind us
of the price we pay
And Osiris and the gods
of the Nile
Gathered up a big storm
To blow a hurricane
To scatter us away In a flood
of wind and rain
A sea of tidal waves
To wash us all away
If we don't behave
They'll cut us down again
And we'll be hopping around
on one foot
And looking through one eye
Last time I saw you
We just split in two
You was looking at me
I was looking at you
You had a way so familiar
I could not recognize
Cause you had blood on
your face I had blood in my eyes
But I could swear by
your expression
That the pain down in your soul
Was the same
as the one down in my mine
That's the painIt
The cuts a straight line
Down through the heart
We called it love
We wrapped our arms around
each other
Tried to shove ourselves
back together
We was making love Making love
It was a cold dark evening
Such a long time ago
When by the mighty hand of Jove
It was a sad story How we became
Lonely two legged
creaturesIt's the story
The origin of love
That's the origin of love
Yeah the origin of love
The origin of love
The origin of love