Check out Morden station
Any weekday rush hour time
the roundabout confirms
this is the land of the van
C2s in vans
Don`t use the traffic lights
try dodging in and out
try getting that van to break
see the hatred in his face
C2s in vans
Always on the go
the clutch slips the engine roars
All shapes sizes and shapes
All with scratches on the doors
C2s in vans
C2s have made it big
Courted by ad man
We want their votes and their cash
Patronised in lager ads
C2s in vans
I`m in a niche all by myself
Don`t conform to a stereotype
While your putting the world to rights
I`m crashing the traffic lights
C2s in vans
Beep beep Van for hire
Beep beep Van for hire
Check out Morden station
Any weekday rush hour time
the roundabout confirms
this is the land of the van
C2s in vans