You never phone you never write
Hell I stopped hoping that you might
You`re trying to hurt my feelings right
You never phone you never write
You never write you never phone
I`m sorry to bitch and moan
I`m sorry to pick this bone
You never write you never phone
Sometimes I wonder ow wow ow wow ow wow
What you must think of me
My address and phone number must be
Misty in your memory
This year my birthday came and went
No call was made no card was sent
But I got the snub you must of meant
This year my birthday came and went
This year my birthday went and came
Last year what happened was the same
And your excuses sure are lame
This year my birthday went and came
Chicka wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Chicka wa wa wa wa wa wa
Chickiti chick chick chicka chicka
wow wow wow wow wow
Chicka wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Sometimes I wonder ow wow ow wow ow wow
What you must think of me
Then I remember
it`s you that you think of exclusively
But I`m not gonna bow and scrape
And every
Don`t know what Martha is saying
And I`m a little bit bent outta shape
But I`m not gonna bow and scrape
I won`t scrape or bow can you
Don`t know what Ioudon is saying
Ahh just sing this song is fine for now
But I won`t scrape
Chicka wow wow wow wow wow wow wow