"Fish
Maybe I should be glad
To be cowboy hat clad
And succumb to a fad
Of sipping Aperol sours
Then maybe I could marry,
An incestuous hick
And pose with his pseudo asthmatic Poodle
in Hello magazine
I could instead have a go
On a prime time game show,
Win a trip on a cruise ship
Plus a kettle
made in Korea
Or even I suppose,
Find a family of Eskimos,
Who'd adopt me
And teach me to fish
Perhaps quite simply acquire
A higher purchased Honda, plus a best mate called Ronda,
And drive off the end of a cliff.
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