Paul told us all he was gonna have a baby
But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that"
So Paul got mad and left in a hurry
Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat
I've got fifty things to do
But I'll get back to you
Somebody left a body in the basement
No I'm not sure as to who it is
But Tamara went down and saw it this morning
Said it kind of looks like her Uncle Jim
I've got fifty things to do
But I'll get back to you
No I won't do your dishes
No I won't clean up this mess
No I haven't got any pills
No I haven't got any hash
No I won't do your dishes
I won't clean up this Goddamn mess
Chuck got up and made a cup of coffee
Stepped on a roach and went back to bed
When Tina got up and saw the roach
"Is this for breakfast?" is what she said
I've got fifty things to do
But I'll get back to you
Pat's coming over about 2:30
Danny'll be here bout a quarter to four
If one more person comes to see me
I'm gonna have to get a revolving door
No I haven't seen your skateboard
I haven't seen your Black Flag patch
No I haven't seen your records
I haven't seen any of that
No I haven't seen your skateboard
I haven't seen your Black Flag patch
Barbara I'm sorry if you were unhappy
But you can't say I didn't try
So many things I wanted to say
So many things but such little time
I've got fifty things to do
But I'll get back to you
I've got fifty things to do
But I'll get back to you