The farthest of the far
The darkest of the dark
In a place where the angels could hardly find me
You found me
You keep trying again and again
But you don't realize you can't real me in
I'm a fish that's far to large and odd
For your old Ronco fly casting rod
Even if I took the bait, which I won't
I would struggle to break away
Leaving you stranded
I w'ont hesitate on an island to masturbate
No matter what you do
I will never fall in love with you
No matter what you do
I will never fall in love with you
You called me for the tenth time this week
Executing your plan like a super freak
Your unwavering resolve, motivating, frustrating
As I'm listning to you on my answering machine
Dont you get the message
We're not dating we're not dating
I feel like a mouse in a maze backed up against a fence
Your mantra is wearing me down
My my mister Marlin
Don't my many emotin' emotions
Make you my man
I don't think so
No matter what you do
I will never fall in love with you
No matter what you do
I will never fall in love with you
After a few months of being succesfully unsuccesful
I was beginning to break
You'd been fighting an uphill battle
Like one of the greats
I lost my backbone in this lonely state
And agreed to go on a date
You said trust me darling
Have some faith
But you were looking for a chunk of clay to reshape
I was not with this revolution
And had to leave you on the pavement
No matter what you do
I will never fall in love with you
No matter what you do
I will never fall in love with you
Read the signs
If I'm your destination
You're on the road to nowhere
I'm not sending any hidden messages
My intentions are clear
They say when the sun shines make hay
But it hasn't stopped raining in years
I don't care what you do
I will never fall in love with you