Everybody Knows the Claus
...Ohh...oh! Yeah! uh!
I said don't you smell those cookies he's bakin'
Well can't you see that belly, it's shakin
Don't take a cookie off of that pan
You don't want to mess with this man
You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knockin' at your door, oh...oh
Here comes Santa Claus (said here he comes, here he comes)
Doin' all those good things, everybody knows The Claus
Said Here comes Santa Claus (said here he comes, here he comes)
You know he's a big man, don't mess with the boss.
Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong
Santa wasn't fat all along
Until he started cookin' one day
Now don't try to take that turkey away
You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knockin' at your door, at your door, oh
Here comes Santa Claus (said here he comes, here he comes)
Doin' all those good things, everybody knows The Claus, oh
Said Here comes Santa Claus (said here he comes, here he comes)
You know he's a big man, don't mess with the boss.
Ridin' down the air highway in his sleigh...oh-uh
Bringin' all the presents for the next day
Don't forget the donuts!
His cookies and his milk are his pride
Or anything that can be deep-friend
Don't get me wrong, now he's a nice guy
But you don't want to get on his bad side
You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knockin' at your door
Here comes Santa Claus (I said here he comes, here he comes)
Doin' all those good things, everybody knows the cause, oh
Said Here comes Santa Claus (said here he comes, here he comes)
You know he's a big man, don't mess with the boss, oh!