The First Time You're Unfaithful Arab Strap

The first time you're unfaithful won't be the worse time you're unfaithful. It will probably just be a kiss with a stranger when you're on the piss.

The Long Sea Arab Strap

You've always thought the first time was that night on the boat, Ccramped up in the bottom bunk while she slept above. I suppose it's more glamourous out at sea under the moon.

Tanned Arab Strap

The Greek sun made you lovely but attacked me with its rays. I feel asleep and burned so badly I could barely move for the first few days.

NOT QUITE A YES Arab Strap

MY EYES STAYED ON THE FLOOR. I MAKE A LITTLE SUGGESTION, BEFORE I POP THE QUESTION. BUT I WAS FAR TOO OUT MY FACE. I WAS OUT MY FACE.

NOT QUITE A YES Arab Strap

MY EYES STAYED ON THE FLOOR. I MAKE A LITTLE SUGGESTION, BEFORE I POP THE QUESTION. BUT I WAS FAR TOO OUT MY FACE. I WAS OUT MY FACE.

THE FIRST BIG WEEKEND Arab Strap

SO THAT WAS THE FIRST BIG WEEKEND OF THE SUMMER...STARTS THURSDAY AS USUAL WITH A CANTEEN QUIZ AND AGAIN NO-ONE WINS THE BIG CASH PRIZE.

THE FIRST BIG WEEKEND Arab Strap

SO THAT WAS THE FIRST BIG WEEKEND OF THE SUMMER...STARTS THURSDAY AS USUAL WITH A CANTEEN QUIZ AND AGAIN NO-ONE WINS THE BIG CASH PRIZE.

NEW BIRDS Arab Strap

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE SURE YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

NEW BIRDS Arab Strap

YOU JUST HAVE TO BE SURE YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

The Devil-Tips Arab Strap

You could always be eight. We'd draw monsters on your walls. I'll keep you up too late. 'Cause getting served in pubs isn't all it's cracked up to be. I dreamt you were wee again.

One Four Seven Arab Strap

You said it youself - you can't help but flirt And I'd be the first to admit that I'm easily hurt. I can't take things lightly - you said I'm always in a huff.

One Four Seven One Arab Strap

You said it yourself - you can't help but flirt and i'd be the first to admit that i'm easily hurt. I can't take things lightly - you said i'm always in a huff.

Last Orders Arab Strap

We used to do it to ease the tension. Pretend that sex wasn't our intention. Even weeks later when they all knew. It always helped just to have a few.

I Would've Liked Me A Lot Last Night Arab Strap

The room stinks of poppers, the bog's full of bile. At least I'm not shitting blood again. I always sat it's worst in the while. I hear we had a good time. I hear I was a riot.

HERE WE GO Arab Strap

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WALK YOU HOME WHEN YOU'RE AT LEAST FIFTY FEET AHEAD? 'CAUSE YOU WALKED OFF IN A HUFF AND I'M THAT PISSED I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS I SAID.

HERE WE GO Arab Strap

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WALK YOU HOME WHEN YOU'RE AT LEAST FIFTY FEET AHEAD? 'CAUSE YOU WALKED OFF IN A HUFF AND I'M THAT PISSED I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS I SAID.

DEEPER Arab Strap

HIS SISTER SAID SHE WAS GOING ANYWAY SO SHE COULD WALK ME SOME OF THE WAY, AND SHE KNEW A SHORTCUT THROUGH THE WOODS. SHE HAD LONG BLACK HAIR, GREEN EYES. I WISH MY FRIENDS COULD HAVE SEEN ME.

DEEPER Arab Strap

HIS SISTER SAID SHE WAS GOING ANYWAY SO SHE COULD WALK ME SOME OF THE WAY, AND SHE KNEW A SHORTCUT THROUGH THE WOODS. SHE HAD LONG BLACK HAIR, GREEN EYES. I WISH MY FRIENDS COULD HAVE SEEN ME.

AFTERWARDS Arab Strap

THE BED'S A MESS WHEN WE'RE FINISHED AND AT REST AND I CAN JUST SEE THE POST-FUCK FLUSH ACROSS YOUR CHEST.

AFTERWARDS Arab Strap

THE BED'S A MESS WHEN WE'RE FINISHED AND AT REST AND I CAN JUST SEE THE POST-FUCK FLUSH ACROSS YOUR CHEST.

ONE DAY, AFTER SCHOOL Arab Strap

I SAID WITH ME AROUND SHE'D NEVER COME TO HARM, AND THEN SHE TOOK A FORK AND STABBED HERSELF IN THE ARM. SHE USED TO WANK ME OFF BUT I COULD NEVER HEAT HER UP.

ONE DAY, AFTER SCHOOL Arab Strap

I SAID WITH ME AROUND SHE'D NEVER COME TO HARM, AND THEN SHE TOOK A FORK AND STABBED HERSELF IN THE ARM. SHE USED TO WANK ME OFF BUT I COULD NEVER HEAT HER UP.

Love Detective Arab Strap

We slept in this morning and she had to get ready in a hurry - no time for her usual attention to detail - and she ran out the door, slamming it behind her, leaving her keys swinging and jangling.

KATE MOSS Arab Strap

DON'T TRY TO FORCE ME INTO LETTING YOU BOSS ME WHEN I'M PRETENDING TO LEAVE. I KNEW THAT YOU COULD RUIN MY GOOD MOOD. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE DONE. WE SAT THERE SILENT AND YOU GOT VIOLENT.

KATE MOSS Arab Strap

DON'T TRY TO FORCE ME INTO LETTING YOU BOSS ME WHEN I'M PRETENDING TO LEAVE. I KNEW THAT YOU COULD RUIN MY GOOD MOOD. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE DONE. WE SAT THERE SILENT AND YOU GOT VIOLENT.

DRIVING Arab Strap

I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE FANCIED HER SINCE SHE BEGAN HIGH SCHOOL. BUT PARK HERE NOW, AND I WILL PROMISE I WILL LET YOUR ENGINE COOL. I HAVE MATURED, I'VE COME OF AGE, MY VISION'S CLEAR.

DRIVING Arab Strap

I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE FANCIED HER SINCE SHE BEGAN HIGH SCHOOL. BUT PARK HERE NOW, AND I WILL PROMISE I WILL LET YOUR ENGINE COOL. I HAVE MATURED, I'VE COME OF AGE, MY VISION'S CLEAR.

The Drinking Eye Arab Strap

It doesn't matter how hard you try to deny What I can see clearly with my drinking eye. You know I'd never stop until I see you cry, Make you insist through snot and tears that you'd never lie.

Aries the Ram Arab Strap

We shared a birthday so we we shared a do And they cooked my/your clothes when I was upstairs with you.

PIGLET Arab Strap

NEXT I WAS ON THE BOG AND YOU GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE. YOU WERE PROTESTING YOUR INNOCENCE AND YOU STARTED TO CRY JUST AS I STARTED TO PEE.

Amor Veneris Arab Strap

The rain woke us up. You turned round and just did it. Good morning, slow down. Have you remembered where you hid it? You cried in the kitchen. We made up in the hall.

PACKS OF THREE Arab Strap

IT WAS THE BIGGEST COCK YOU'D EVER SEEN, BUT YOU'VE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COCK HAS BEEN. YOU SAID YOU WERE CAREFUL - YOU NEVER WERE WITH ME.

PACKS OF THREE Arab Strap

IT WAS THE BIGGEST COCK YOU'D EVER SEEN, BUT YOU'VE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COCK HAS BEEN. YOU SAID YOU WERE CAREFUL - YOU NEVER WERE WITH ME.

PIGLET Arab Strap

I HAD ALWAYS PLANNED TO HAVE A LOOK IN YOUR SPECIAL WINNIE THE POOH BOOK. THE PLACE WAS MARKED AND IT WAS THERE IN BLUE AND WHITE - IT JUST SAID SIMPLY, "PAUL STAYED LAST NIGHT.

Hello Daylight Arab Strap

I sprained my arm for you When you hid me under the covers and held my hair. Did we just forget that we're lovers?

Hello Daylight (Explicit Version) Arab Strap

I sprained my arm for you when you hid me under the covers And held my hair. Did we just forget that we're lovers?

I WORK IN A SALOON Arab Strap

IT'S A BUSY NIGHT TONIGHT AND THE BAR IS FULL OF ALL THE GIRLS I'VE EVERER SHAGGED, OR TAMPRED WITH, OR KISSED, OR EVEN JUST FANCIED. A PUB FULL OF CONQUEST, KNOCKBACKS.

I WORK IN A SALOON Arab Strap

IT'S A BUSY NIGHT TONIGHT AND THE BAR IS FULL OF ALL THE GIRLS I'VE EVERER SHAGGED, OR TAMPRED WITH, OR KISSED, OR EVEN JUST FANCIED. A PUB FULL OF CONQUEST, KNOCKBACKS.

LITTLE GIRLS Arab Strap

I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU, DO WHAT YOU WILL. I WILL NEVER LICK YOU THE WAY I DO SO WELL. YOU NOW WEAKEN YOUR VOICE - "AH, HEY..." I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL.

LITTLE GIRLS Arab Strap

I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU, DO WHAT YOU WILL. I WILL NEVER LICK YOU THE WAY I DO SO WELL. YOU NOW WEAKEN YOUR VOICE - "AH, HEY..." I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL.

Infrared Arab Strap

Do you worry that it's loaded? Laced with a million littles me's. So are you up for the hat-trick or are you down for a rest? Is the whitest light between our legs or hidden in my chest?

Scenery Arab Strap

You used to be part of the scenery but now I know your name. And my mind wonders what my hands would do to make sure that you came. She hardly said a word again tonight.

Cherubs Arab Strap

I see cherubs swarm around the bed and swooping down to kiss your head. Only when you're wrecked do you agree with all my plans for you and me.

SOAPS Arab Strap

NO MESS TO MOP UP FROM THE BED TODAY. WILL WE SIT NEXT DOOR AND WATCH THE SOAPS? WE'VE NOTHING TO DO AND WE'VE NOTHING TO SAY. OH, WHEN YOU GO...

SOAPS Arab Strap

NO MESS TO MOP UP FROM THE BED TODAY. WILL WE SIT NEXT DOOR AND WATCH THE SOAPS? WE'VE NOTHING TO DO AND WE'VE NOTHING TO SAY. OH, WHEN YOU GO...

Screaming In The Trees Arab Strap

We met on mutual ground but you avoided my gaze until I lost your face in the next morning's haze. You're shoes could've woken up the whole street.

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FUNERAL Arab Strap

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FUNERAL, I GOT SOME - I SNEAKED A YOUNG GIRL UP THE STAIRS AND PAST MY MUM.

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FUNERAL Arab Strap

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FUNERAL, I GOT SOME - I SNEAKED A YOUNG GIRL UP THE STAIRS AND PAST MY MUM.

Pro- (Your) Life Arab Strap

Now you always say terminated, I never hear you say aborted. You just have to accept mistakes happen And sometimes they have to be sorted. You know I'd love it - a little us would be sweet.

Pro (Your) Life Arab Strap

Now you always say terminated, i never hear you say aborted. You just have to accept mistakes happen and sometimes They have to be sorted.