A Barenaked Ladies

A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which is what I'll never be A is for applesauce, my favorite meal A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel; Like I'm the only man on earth

If I Had $1,000,000 (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house

What A Letdown Barenaked Ladies

It'll open up on it's own Oh well, what a letdown Oh well, what a letdown Never has a stranger had a better Taste of another town Just time for a cowboy breakfast That's a leak and a look around Looks

Lovers In A Dangerous Time Barenaked Ladies

Don't the hours grow shorter as the days go by You never get to stop and open our eyes One minute you're waiting for the sky to fall The next you're dazzled by the beauty of it all Lovers in a dangerous

A (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which is what I'll never be A is for applesauce, my favorite meal A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel; Like I'm the only man on earth

Long While Barenaked Ladies

It's gonna be a long while It's gonna be a long long while Gonna be a long while living A sad sad day When he finally goes away There's gonna be a deli tray And some tears But it could be years Everybody's

Wishing Well Barenaked Ladies

falling in love with you Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell A wishing well of butterfly tears (come on) Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell A wishing well of crocodile tears (hey

Running Out Of Ink Barenaked Ladies

I stopped into a club I thought I'd see a show Everyone was there At least everyone I know Their knickers in a knot Their hands upon their heart The best they'd ever seen The greatest work of art

A Message To You Rudy Barenaked Ladies

Stop with your messin around You'd better think of your future It's time you straighten right out Creating problems in town Ru-deee A message to you, Ru-deee A message to you, Ru-deee A message

Pollywog In A Bog Barenaked Ladies

In the puddle by the trail it flips it's tiny tail Just like a great big whale but smaller than a snail It's a pollywog in a bog Swims under soggy logs One day he'll be a frog Pollywog in a bog Overhead

just a toy Barenaked Ladies

Look at my mouth, a thin painted line Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine Forever, ever mine Form of a tree, shape of a child I wish I could cry, stuck in a permanent smile Forever, ever mine

Half A Heart Barenaked Ladies

Drunk on wine, I'm amazing Bitter Pill; it's my raising News at five and at midnight Caught on tape; serves me right The crowd around me starts to grow I can feel the undertow Anyone with a half

spider in my room Barenaked Ladies

There's a spider in my room There's a spider in my room Then a voice above my head Said if that spider were made dead I'd better grow some fins 'cause It would make it easier to swim I don't like spiders

Vanishing Barenaked Ladies

A rabbit and a top hat A hankerchief and ring With a wave of a wand He'll pull your heartstrings He's a magician Hoping, wishing And you're the one vanishing Isn't that the necklace He found behind your

If I Had $1&000&000 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

Bull In A China Shop Barenaked Ladies

I'm a kid in a candy store I'm a bull in a china shop I'm a tired old metaphor For everything you can't afford And everything you can't afford to be I'm a public embarrassment I'm a bottle of diet poison

If I Had $1,000,000 (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

If I Had $1000000 Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd

If I Had $1,000,000 (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

If I Had $1000000 Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd

If I Had $1,000,000 Barenaked Ladies

If I Had $1000000 Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd

If I Had $1000000 Barenaked Ladies

If I Had $1000000 Words and Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000) I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)

If I Had $1&000&000 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

"If i had a millioon dollars" if i had a million dollars *2 well, i'd buy you a house *2 if i had a million dollars *2

Crazy ABC's Barenaked Ladies

A is for aisle B is for bdellium C is for czar And if you see him, would you mind telling him OK, hang on a second, yeah aisle? Yeah, aisle like a, like a theatre. Alright, OK, and bdellium?

Fun & Games Barenaked Ladies

It was a gag It was all for a laugh And they were shocked and they were awed And they were blown in half Fun and games We're just pulling legs We knew this barrel of fun Would be a powder keg We

Humungous Tree Barenaked Ladies

I'm gonna plant this seed, this little tiny seed And it is gonna grow into a giant tree. A gigantic tree. A ginormous tree. A humongous tree for all the world to see...

Unfinished (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I left a tip, but it was never a donation I took a trip, but it was never a vacation I took a seat, but I refuse to a number And so defeated, I proceeded unencumbered (CHORUS:) I'd say an ounce of

Unfinished Barenaked Ladies

I left a tip, but it was never a donation I took a trip, but it was never a vacation I took a seat, but I refuse to a number And so defeated, I proceeded unencumbered [REFRAIN:] I'd say an ounce of prevention

what a good boy Barenaked Ladies

When I was born they looked at me and said What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy And when you were born they looked at you and said What a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl

What A Good Boy (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

When I was born they looked at me and said What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy And when you were born they looked at you and said What a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl

I Don't Like Barenaked Ladies

of style...but it's not I like just about every type of vegetables I like raisins and nuts and seeds and olives and pickles and fruit and beef and bread But I don't like salmon [Talking] I jump from a

Curious Barenaked Ladies

If I climb a tree Just to see what I see Does that makes me curious If I make a point Of cruising a joint Would that make me curious If it is profound This just looking around Well then jeez-wizz Don't

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! (Stereo Mix) Barenaked Ladies

yes yes I understand Over and over and over and over and Over and over and over again The experts concur so we're sure it occurred We infer the sword is mightier than the pen You are in Atlanta I am in a

Christmastime (Oh Yeah) Barenaked Ladies

Now that all the snow has fallen It's crunching in below my feet And all the Christmas lights are shining On houses up and down my street And I can see the happy families inside If only for a moment,

Another Postcard (Acoustic) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Another Postcard (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Another Postcard (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Another Postcard (Acoustic Version) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Another Postcard Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Night Photographs Barenaked Ladies

At night I like to photograph, producing camera images And I don't have a flash But my little notebook records the subjects at hand In photo one, a flower Photo two is a drunk and naked girl In

These apples Barenaked Ladies

A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs, But I've never been good with plants Her next presentation, a new dictionary She circled the word "romance" So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic

crazy Barenaked Ladies

I climb the walls of my mind just Like I'm climbing on a jungle gym I am more than content with The state of mind I am in 'Cause I am crazy just like you I am crazy just like you.

These Apples (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs, But I've never been good with plants Her next presentation, a new dictionary She circled the word "romance" So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic

Pinch Me Barenaked Ladies

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Where hungry people like to eat I could

Pinch me Barenaked Ladies

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Where hungry people like to

Pinch Me Barenaked Ladies

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Where hungry people like to eat I could

Pinch Me (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow) Barenaked Ladies

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Where hungry people like to eat I could walk

Pinch Me (Live 3/11/04 Dallas) Barenaked Ladies

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess There's a restaurant down the street Where hungry people like to eat I could walk

For You (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I have set aside everything I love I have saved everything else for you I cannot decide what this doubt's made of Though I thought over it through and through In a book in a box high upon a shelf

For You Barenaked Ladies

I have set aside everything I love I have saved everything else for you I cannot decide what this doubt\'s made of Though I thought over it through and through In a book in a box high upon a shelf

Drawing Barenaked Ladies

There's a blueberry pancake flying in the sky I can see it! I can see it! There's a castle in the cloud and it's floating on by Can you see it? Can you see it? With my imagination I can see it!

Long Way Back Home Barenaked Ladies

Its a long way back home To pack up and leave again To gather along Or you without me again Its a long way back home And a long way back here again I should have known That you would just plead