Fat as I am! Bette Midler

Fat as I am! Fat as I am. Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan. How is it that I'm fat as I am? Fat as I am. The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.

I'm Hip Bette Midler

I am the one who's plugged in around here. That's why they call me The High Priestess of Cool! Ha ha! See, I'm hip. I'm no square. I'm alert, I'm awake, I'm aware. I am always on the scene.

Alright, Okay, You Win Bette Midler

Baby, what can I do? I'll do anything you say. It's just got to be that way. Well alright, okay, you win. I'm in love with you. Well alright, okay, you win. Baby, what can I do?

That's How Love Moves Bette Midler

It's such a mystery how he found something in me that I never knew was there. He uncovered it so easily. He turned me like a season and I began to change.

I never talk to strangers Bette Midler

I never talk to strangers Bette: "Bartender, I'd like a Manhattan, please." Tom: Um, stop me if you've heard this one, but I feel as though we've met before. Perhaps I am mistaken.

Am I Blue Bette Midler

He never done it before Am I blue? Am I blue? Aint these tears in these eyes telling you? Oh, am I blue?

Am I Blue Bette Midler

He never done it before Am I blue? Am I blue? Aint these tears in these eyes telling you? Oh, am I blue?

The Folks Who Live On The Hill Bette Midler

I am of the latter brand. All I want to do Is to find a spot of land and live there with you. Someday we'll build a home On a hilltop high, you and I, Shiny and new, a cottage that two can fill.

Boxing Bette Midler

Boxing Howard, the strangest things have happened lately when I take a good swing and all my dreams they pivot and slip. I drop my fists and they're back, laughing.

The Roses Bette Midler

I took a dive into your eyes and I was in a sea of deep blue green emotion. Now in my dreams it often seems that you are moving me like tides moving the ocean.

I Don't Want The Night To End Bette Midler

And I don't want, I, I don't want, I don't want the night to end. Oh, daddy, daddy. Oh, daddy, daddy. Wastin' half my life on platforms underground, the other half I'm spending as a desperate clown.

I Shall Be Released Bette Midler

I swear I see my own reflection somewhere far beyond this wall. I see my light come shining from the west down to the east. Any day now, any day now, I shall be released.

Yellow Beach Umbrella Bette Midler

When I am a flyer, I'll fly down to Miami, get a room in one of those big resort hotels. And nobody there will ever get to know me well. And nobody there will ever get to know me well.

All Of A Sudden Bette Midler

All of a piece I am awake and I can say. All of a sudden I am finding religion. All of a sudden all my sins are forgiven. Now all at once it is down to you and me.

Only in Miami Bette Midler

Only in Miami Walking along the beach last night who do you think I spy? A girl with ebony fire eyes. Soft and low do she cry. Now what could be such a source of pain? I so boldly inquire.

Only In Miami (LP Version) Bette Midler

Walking along the beach last night who do you think I spy? A girl with ebony fire eyes. Soft and low do she cry. Now what could be such a source of pain? I so boldly inquire.

As dreams go by Bette Midler

As dreams go by When the white bird flies From your heart to mine I surrender every part of me To the tenderness Could it be the wine In your eyes stars shine And I'm feeling like a child

Hurry on Down Bette Midler

Oh, I'm blue as I can be. I love you. You love me. A-hurry through the alley so the neighbors don't see. Hurry on down to my house, honey, ain't nobody home but me. Oooh.

Whose Side Are You On Bette Midler

Every time I touch you my heart skips a beat. Every time I kiss you I feel love from my head to my feet. Somethin' deep within me, baby, sayin' you should be mine.

God Give Me Strength Bette Midler

Now I have nothing, so God give me strength, 'cause I'm weak anyway, and if I'm strong, I might still break. And I don't have anything to share that I won't throw away into the air.

Skylark Bette Midler

Faint as a will-o'-the-wisp, crazy as a loon, sad as a gypsy serenading the moon.

P.S. I love you Bette Midler

I love you Dear, I thought I'd drop a line. The weather's cool. The folks are fine. I'm in bed each night at nine. P.S. I love you.

Milworker Bette Midler

I'm waiting for a daydream to take me through the mornin'; Put me in my coffee break where I can have a sandwhich and remember.

Is That All There Is? Bette Midler

I remember when I was a very little girl, our house caught on fire.

White Christmas Bette Midler

But it's December the twenty fourth, and I am longing to be up north. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.

My eye on you Bette Midler

I love you hard as my life. You pass me by as though I were a stone. You cut me like a knife. Boy, I do. I got my eye on you. Got my eye on you. I'm walking down by the water's edge.

He's Sure The Boy I Love (Duet With Darlene Love) Bette Midler

I always dreamed the boy I loved would come along And he'd be tall and handsome, rich and strong Now that boy I love has come to me But he sure ain't the way I thought he'd be He doesn't look like a movie

The Glory Of Love Bette Midler

But, you know, I think it, it's only recently that I discovered what it's really about." You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little.

God Help the Outcasts Bette Midler

I don't know if you can hear me, or if you are even there. I don't know if you will listen to a humble's prayer. They tell me I am just an outcast, I shouldn't speak to you.

I believe in you Bette Midler

But I believe in love. I believe in dreamers. I believe in miracles and I believe in you.

Let me Drive Bette Midler

Don't stop 'til I start to squeal. 'Cause, baby, I love your body as much as your automobile. But I need more than a tune up. I'll take you with the moon up. Just let me drive.

Oh Industry Bette Midler

Oh Industry I am the captain and this is my shrine. Lord of the manor. See what I leave behind. River in flames, cities on fire. Yes, I'm a relic trapped in the wire.

Come rain or shine Bette Midler

High as a mountain, deep as a river, come rain or come shine. And I guess when you met me it was just one of those things.

Favorite waste of time Bette Midler

Favorite waste of time You're my-i-i-i-i-i, baby, you're my favorite waste of time. My-i-i-i-i-i, baby, you're my favorite waste of time. Here I am, I'm playing daydreaming fool again.

Some people Bette Midler

But I at least gotta try when I think of all the sights that I gotta see and all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at. Come on, papa, what do you say?

In my life Bette Midler

All these places have their moments with lovers and friends I still can't recall. Some are dead and some are living. In my life I love them all.

In my life Bette Midler

All these places have their moments with lovers and friends I still can't recall. Some are dead and some are living. In my life I love them all.

Bei Mir Bist Du Schon Bette Midler

Of all the boys I've known and I've known some Until I first met you I was lonesome And when you came in sight, dear, my heart grew light And this old world seemed new to me You're really swell, I have

Friends Bette Midler

Friends And I am all alone. There is no one here beside me. And my problems have all gone. There is no one to deride me. But you got to have friends. The feeling's oh so strong.

You Don't Know Me Bette Midler

And I can hardly speak, my heart is beating so. And anyone can tell you think you know me well. Hell, you don't know me. You don't know me.

Friends -alternate Bette Midler

Had some friends, but they're gone, somethin' came and took them away, and from the dusk 'til the dawn here's where I will stay.

Sold my soul to Rock and Roll Bette Midler

You know I sold my soul to rock 'n' roll. I bought these devil chains. My baby wants me home. Can't refuse him. Sold my soul to rock 'n' roll. It's time to take that train.

Sold My Soul to Rock 'n' Roll Bette Midler

You know I sold my soul to rock 'n' roll. I bought these devil chains. My baby wants me home. Can't refuse him. Sold my soul to rock 'n' roll. It's time to take that train.

Lullaby in Blue Bette Midler

Lullaby in Blue I know that I'm no saint. My head is in the clouds. They called you a mistake, but I still, I still say your name out loud.

I know this town Bette Midler

I know this town I know these streets and these backyards, this barn that's falling down. We come to where they're building now and ride our bikes around.

Just My Imagination Bette Midler

Each day through my window I watch him as he passes by. I say to myself, "What an incredible guy." To have a love like that must surely be a dream come true.

Married Men Bette Midler

And just as soon as they find you they'll wine you and dine you. Fly on the wings of romance. But in the eyes of the world you're just another girl who loves a married man. Uh!

Twisted Bette Midler

I didn't listen to his jive. I knew all along he was all wrong, and I knew that he thought I was crazy, but you know I'm not. Oh, no. My analyst told me that I was right out of my head.

Mr Goldstone Bette Midler

Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share! Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork. Put your feet up. Feel at home. Have a smoke, have a Coke. Would you like to hear a joke?

My knight in black leather Bette Midler

My knight in black leather Time: 2:15, the AM. Place: Ronardo's "Boom-Boom-Room" on South Street. I'm a hot blonde and it was a cold night. This is my story. I ain't ashamed to tell it.