Not In This Lifetime Joe Diffie

[Chorus] But not in this lifetime Not in this lifetime It's too impossible to do Not in this lifetime Could this heart of mine Be for anyone else but you Maybe a night will come You'll reach for me and

The Quittin' Kind Joe Diffie

I know you're holding your breath You're wondering what's coming next Can't be too careful this time No Love ain't something you trust You've seen a little too much of the quittin' kind That pain you're

Cold Budweiser And A Sweet Tater Joe Diffie

Woke up this morning all alone I turned over and you were gone Pulled the shade and looked down the drive And you were gone in my 65 All that's left in the 'fridgerator Is a cold Budweiser and sweet tater

Daddy's Home Joe Diffie

You're my love You're my angel You're the girl of my dreams And I'd like to thank you For waiting patiently Daddy's home-Daddy's home -To stay How I've waited for this moment To be by your side Your best

Good News, Bad News Joe Diffie

I wake up In every coffee cup I see your face Turn on the tube The Anchor woman on the news sounds like you I've been livin' in a livin' Hell since you walked out All day long I've been waitin' on the

1994 Various Artists

Now let's get outta this town, outta this club Girl whatever you're sippin' I'ma mix it up Take a few tick tocks off of your clock Put a little Third Rock in your hip hop I got that 1994, Joe Diffie comin

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

rap made me do it If I eat you like a cannibal ain't nothin' to it gangsta rap made me do it I'm raw as a dirty needle Choke an eagle Just to feed all my people Lyrically I'm so lethal Plant thoughts in

That Road Not Taken Joe Diffie

Yesterday I missed my exit On my way to Sears A song was on the radio I hadn't heard in years For a minute there the interstate Was 2nd Avenue And I was singing, "Everlasting Love" And driving home to

Show Me A Woman Joe Diffie

Show me a woman who left her man And I'll show you a man with a drink in his hand Doing all they can to survive And I'll show you a man, you better not let him drive Show him the way to an old jukebox

This Pretender Joe Diffie

Here you come knockin' on my heart like a sledge hammer Tearin' down these walls I built so high I'm tryin' to hide the truth behind all this false glamour But somehow the truth still shows up in my eyes

The Grandpa That I Know Joe Diffie

Brand new shoes, they hurt my feet This nech-tie is chokin' me Cuttin' off my air supply When I hang my head and cry When I hang my head and cry I see tears on daddy's face Someone's hummin' Amazing Grace

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

My name ain't someone they would know But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this little frame house So I saved up some money and put a payment down Right over there in that front

Twice Upon A Time Joe Diffie

this story twice upon a time?

You Made Me What I Am (Album Version) Joe Diffie

You came home tired each day at 5:15 I'd be waitin' in the drive With a Rawlings glove, a ball cap and a fungo bat I could count on you to hit some flies You'd say, "Son, just keep your eye on the

C-O-U-N-T-R-Y Joe Diffie

I ain't never hauled hay in the trunk of my car, But I drunk a little shine from a mason jar.

In Another World Joe Diffie

Sun stuck high in the air Destination: anywhere this road decides to go Underneath the desert sky I find a place to hide and rest my weary bones This underpass will shade the heat And as my mind drifts

Poor Me Joe Diffie

car Took my love And she broke my heart Poor me Poor me Poor me another Down with the blues Age old infection Learning to live With her rejection Poor me Poor me Poor me another Yea once I held her in

Next Thing Smokin' (Album Version) Joe Diffie

even care But from tomorrow mornin' You won't find me anywhere I'll be gone, long gone You'll be callin' me back girl But I'll be makin' tracks Baby, I'm gone Baby, I'm leaving on the next thing smokin' This

This Is Your Brain Joe Diffie

This is your brain Making everything make sense Counting those nickels and dimes This is your brain Balancing on the fence Walking that logical line This is your brain Got it all under control Both hands

If I Could Only Bring You Back Joe Diffie

are boxes full of clothes But it's memories, I'm wishin' I could pack I would retrace every step, say the things I should have said If I could only bring you back But there's no words I can say, not

What A Way To Go Joe Diffie

Everybody said you'd break my heart Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight

Back To Back Heartaches Joe Diffie

The siren on the street outside, didn't even turn your head It couldn't cut the silence between us in this bed You're staring at your wall and I'm staring at mine So we don't have to see each other cry

Texas Size Heartache Joe Diffie

She put a hurtin' on this old cowboy, Broke my heart like a little play toy, Brought me to my knees from ten feet tall. The night she left me in Amarillo I cried crocodile tears in my pillow.

It's Hard To Be Me Joe Diffie

Falling down the stair, gave me quiet a scare Turned around to see if anybody saw But no one's there 'cause you're not here So no one cares and no one's waiting When I come dragging home So I don't until

Junior's In Love Joe Diffie

I'm just glad I run out of air hose When I come at you with that nail gun" Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one?

I'm Not Through Losin' You Joe Diffie

For you the love that we knew is over and done That may be, but as for me it still goes on You found somebody new who made you forget What we had but I can't do that yet I'm not through losing you, I haven't

Life's So Funny Joe Diffie

Ain't it funny, I haven't seen you in years And all those tears I cried, finally dried up And blew away Ain't it funny, you once were glad Just to have me near, to calm your fears What fun we had Whoever

If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.

Don't Our Love Look Natural Joe Diffie

We're gather in this room today to say our last goodbyes Friends and kinfolks stayed away, it's down to you and I It's just a simple service and much too late to say Those tender words unspoken yesterday

Ships That Don't Come In (Album Version) Joe Diffie

kings and kindred fools And just when I'd hit bottom That old man raised his glass And said at least we had our chances There's those who never have So here's to all the soldiers Who have ever died in

Ships That Don't Come In Joe Diffie

kings and kindred fools And just when I'd hit bottom That old man raised his glass And said at least we had our chances There's those who never have So here's to all the soldiers Who have ever died in

Not Too Much To Ask Joe Diffie

If I was not the first, just say I'll be the last It's too much to expect, but it's not too much to ask.

I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Joe Diffie

"I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan I work out in the heat and the cold Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 'Stead of just another sheep in the fold I hear the rich man holler 'bout

Like A River Dreams Of Rain Joe Diffie

broken hearts As I watched her walk away We were close to almost perfect I could've swore she was the one But ain't it funny how the little loose things Can make it all come undone But I keep one foot in

Just A Regular Joe (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well dreams come true, Lord I know they do And I can feel it down in my soul You better make a little room at the top for a regular Joe.

I'm Willing To Try Joe Diffie

heart to you Or should I run for my life I come by caution honestly I'm no stranger to heartache But a tiny, trusting part of me Says you're a chance I've got to take [Chorus:] I don't know if I can do this

Something I Do for Me Joe Diffie

my sister's and I hug her neck Tell her just let that guy go But there's a few things I do When I'm all by myself That nobody knows It's just somethin' I do for me Sometimes when I can't sleep I get in

Houston, We Have A Problem Joe Diffie

She said she'd meet me In the cheap seats at the end zone And now I sittin's here cryin' In the parkin' lot of the Astro Dome When she stands me up like this We both know where she is Big city what are

Whole Lotta Gone Joe Diffie

She might be Living in Dallas Or Denver, Colorado I know she likes it cold She might have packed and moved back To Alabama There's no tellin' where she is But there's one thing I know [Chorus:] She's a

Zero Joe Diffie

I remember learning all of this back in school I guess I never did apply it to me and you So, I guess I'll be the one to carry the blame Something times nothing always ends the same You take four hundred

From Here On Out Joe Diffie

Right here, on this spot, was as far as I got. I couldn't make it, from here on out. Lord, it felt like my shoes were nailed to the floor. Had to hold to that old chair, when I opened the door.

Stoned On Her Love Joe Diffie

I'm stoned on your love Kick her off Earl, yeah I don't need cigarettes or whiskey I don't get a rush from caffeine Ain't trippin' out on nothing Not into that scene But I wake up every morning And I take

Hurt Me All The Time Joe Diffie

[Chorus] Oh they say that you would hurt me That you'd break this heart of mine If that's what you've been doin' Hurt me all the time Hurt me all the time I've been hearin' rumors All over this town You've

I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) Joe Diffie

me a weekend pass [Chorus:] Well I can walk the line if it ain't too straight I'll come home but it might be late I ain't no devil but lord I ain't no saint Let out the rope, girl give me some slack This

John Deere Green Joe Diffie

They were farm kids way down in Dixie they met in high school in the 'sixties. Everyone knew it was love from the start.

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

I'm out here stranded on this Oklahoma Road Nothing but a broken truck, heat and dust and a million high line poles If only I could tap the line I'd be just fine If I could talk to her right now 'Cause

Tougher Than Nails Joe Diffie

Little boy walks in with a bloody nose, Got beat up on his way home from school, aga-in, His dad caught him running out the back, Tears in his eyes and a baseball bat, oo revenge, (Bridge) Said son I won't

Somewhere Under The Rainbow Joe Diffie

The street that we live on Sure ain't no yellow brick road This paycheck that I bring home Sure ain't no pot of gold When people dream they don't wish they were us But what they don't know we got

Hollow Deep As Mine Joe Diffie

If I have send a message like a whisper on the breeze Reckon it's no wonder that it never got to me 'cause I'm down here in Kentucky, where the sun don't ever shine The wind don't blow in a hollow deep

Never Mine To Lose Joe Diffie

Its not a possession, passion it come and it goes, just like the ocean,,, hearts have their ebb and flow,,, And I know I can't turn the tide,, can't feed the sea once the rivers dry,, So why do I feel