The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

Frank, the new ceo had to answer to the board.

The Plan NOFX

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please don't need fear of force to foster no morality morals are a substitute concern in someone's ear They're basically a by-product of home, I think it clear The

THE LONGEST LINE NoFX

ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe pissed off God I think of Chinese food when I think of life That's sweet and sour My life is sweet as saccharine You know 3 week old

THE DECLINE NoFX

, man's destiny Blame it on the greediocracy The fear of God, the fear of change, fear of truth Add the Bill of Rights Subtract the wrongs, there's no answers Memorize and sing Star spangled songs

The Decline NOFX

Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free Obviously they don't know me You can have your cake and eat it too And there's plenty of

All Of Me NoFX

All of me, why not take all Can't you see I'm no good without you?

BLEEDING HEART DISEASE NoFX

How money polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together LA such a nice place to get

FREEDOM LIKE A SHOPPING CART NoFX

A christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub that cost you about

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

I thought you were the one When I heard Holidays in the Sun come from your bedroom But my mind started to stray When I saw Youth of Today mixed with your singles Whats with this Underdog?

Electricity NOFX

One source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me Never more to be free Electricity Nuclear and h.e.p.

Puke on Cops NOFX

full on the run. i can't stop myself from crashing. breaking grass, bumming a yard. fixing stuff that was never broken. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the cops.

Mattersville NoFX

There's a place some of us choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want,

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen

SCAVENGER TYPE NoFX

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scavenger type California

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

JAUNDICED EYE NoFX

all I see's a blur Is one color a virtue how can you be sure Ignorance the disease education the cure So how can you say that your proud of your race Proud of your gender Or proud of your faith

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

Total Bummer Nofx

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' In front of their TV and thinkin

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

on drinking I'll keep on believing in my life Another year of slaving and smiling, buying and trading Living the life of a wealthy man But somehow I don't feel so rich inside But that doesn't make

Decline NOFX

Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy) Fear of

DROP THE WORLD NoFX

He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

FOOD, SEX AND EWE NoFX

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V.

Can't Get the Stink Out NOFX

what i scream about, can't get the stink out. catch it on my tongue, save it in my lung. fucking vegans smoking, keep us all choking. big round of applause for california laws. act like human beings instead

Pods and Gods NOFX

Martian men are coming to earth they're abducting all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth Martian men, don't take me Pods are landing from outer space Pods are duplicating my face Pods are landing

Timmy the Turtle NOFX

Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle Timmy the Turtle Ya know he was Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang for The Grim

VEGETARIAN MUMBO JUMBO NoFX

I don't want tofu I'd rather have a mouth full of beef stew I don't want to be vegetarian Why eat beans when you can have steak instead?

I WANNA BE YOUR BABY NoFX

Open your self, let me inside Open your arms, I have nowhere To go, so let me in to you I need to be where nothing can hurt me Open your legs, to let me crawl Inside of you, I need to be Inside

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I

LINOLEUM NoFX

I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes Where everything imporatnt to me just seems to fall right down my leg and on the floor My closest friend linoleum Linoleum Supports my head, gives

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

[Father:] Wanna go to the matinee? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the Amusement Park? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the punk rock show? [Kids:] Yeah! Let's go to the punk rock show!

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out of

BOB NoFX

The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?" Bob said, "That's just the point, I wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothing Now I gotta do something else to pass the time."

DIG NoFX

Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes on the prize excess Camped outside Laissez Faire People understand me there Don't talk to me we'll get along just fine Blowin' out your

New Shores Lunatica

So come with us on a journey to irrationality, Dreams and history, the adventure of your life! Let yourself go, take a step into our world of melodies!

LIZA NoFX

That would be vanilla bean The blandest one don't make her scream And that's what she likes to hear the most Liza's been around the block She's currently a femme bitch top A giant step from old

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

NOWHERE NoFX

You can't believe the things you see and read The Soviet threat Our pseudo enemy What's scaring me?

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees '

KIDS OF THE K-HOLE NoFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

Kids Of The K Hole NOFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

JUST THE FLU NoFX

Looking back to the past, predictions of the end Unseen ultra violet rays are beating on my head Nuclear threat wanna bet will be our demise The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies

Medio-Core NOFX

Medio-core It's not forsaken The music they're makin' Will leave you with a feeling of indifference How was the band?

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

Perfect Government NOFX

Even if it's easy to be free What's your definition of freedom? And who the fuck are you, anyway? Who the fuck are they? Who the fuck am I to say? What the fuck is really going on?

Life O'riley NOFX

You can have your cake and eat it too and there''s plenty of free lunch for you if you think you''re getting cheated then you don''t have a clue you don''t know where you are, or what to do.

Bottles To The Ground NoFX

You know it (know it, know) When it's over (over, over) Doors are closing (closing, closing) Feel the sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd better take one last good

Philthy Phil Philanthropist NOFX

There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burn it clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright, it's gonna make it seem alright now Living in the