ONE STEP BEYOND Screeching Weasel

It seems to me you shut out anything that might confuse the warped and twistedvisions of the narrow little paths you choose we're all potential converts inyour eyes I think instead you need to take one

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

I'm a zombie now and I'm gonna get you baby Gonna step on your head, gonna break your bones, Gonna rip your eyes out from their holes I'm gonna get you baby Don't try to give me your excuse I just

Burn It Down Screeching Weasel

it down turn the hoses on and announce a new beginning tonight we wave and give up a smile as a flaming shuttle passes by outside the window something is creeping a burning skeleton beams with pride step

7-11 Screeching Weasel

One minute past midnite and I need some cigarettes See the big sign comin up my heart starts pounding fast Everything you could want is in this little shop Burritos are 6,99 free coffee for the cops

STUPID GIRL Screeching Weasel

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i understand

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

she's alright to keep out the ngiht she wonders why she feels this way she wonders if she'll ever be okay there's nothing she can laugh about no anthem for a new tomorrow cut off a long time ago now no one

Count To Three Screeching Weasel

fuck away from me or i'll put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin all your fun count to three and then you better run count to three i've had it up to here count to three i'm gonna count to one

WAVIN GERBS Screeching Weasel

I was there alone one day Me, Fred and my microwave Fred was a gerbil just the same I was feeling quiet insane 60 seconds set on high Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye Watch old Freddy run and run He

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes King

I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE Screeching Weasel

you'll finally learn that i will always be there this isolation opresses it's bringing you down and you're still crashing and smashing your head against walls and if you're not really happy well no one

MARCH OF THE LAWNMOWERS Screeching Weasel

You always wanted a real nice lawn Now your whole back yard is gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too many beers Now it's in your car and

WANNA DIE Screeching Weasel

I sit and watch the TV news To see If I can find some clues I know the world is all fucked up But it looks so slick in a one minute spot Wanna Die (x3) I don't wanna live I go to school - what

MURDER IN THE BRADY HOUSE Screeching Weasel

called Jan a stinker for playing ball inside the house She tattletaled while Alice kissed the postman on the mouth Blood is on the TV screen and guts are on the stairs Murder in the Brady house and no-one

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

baby you would've been cancelled do to declining viewership recycled plots and bad acting crying in my beer it's pointless towonder what life would be like with you and me cause me minus you equals one

MY RIGHT Screeching Weasel

And I can't believe you're telling me What to believe, get away from me - my right No matter what I do, to you Is one big mistake Well I'm sick of you I know I'm right You sleazy money grubbing fake

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

lake last night They found her bloated body floating But she still walks around Performing all her daily chores She still don't know what life's about Cause every day's the same And she's got no one

MY BRAIN HURTS Screeching Weasel

crumbles and there's nothing left If i wanna do something right I gotta do it myself or someone else will fuck it up It isn't all black and white and now it's time to stop and figure out reality No one

Identity Crisis Screeching Weasel

another face another brank new you what king of clothes are you gonna wear today and how should you cut your hair maybe you can dish a little gossip to the kids but how's it gonna fell when you find out no one

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

time bomb and nothing can stop you you're a time bomb Behind the door all the numbers hit zero You might just turn cold or you just might explode in his face Everyone knows what's really going on But no one

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her

BRADY Screeching Weasel

ignore your sorry ass See, there's something vapid inside of you There's a sweet little robot inside of you So take off that silly moustache Don't be a baby There's a Pete Brady inside of you ONE

PUNKHOUSE Screeching Weasel

Cause no-one else here wants to get a real job Come on down, hang out with us Hang out at a punk house Don't mind all the filth and grime and muck Cause it's just a punk house Spaghetti stains on

SLOGANS Screeching Weasel

right now Feeling strong gonna right some wrong gonna raise your banner and stand up tall and proud Don't tell me ideology has a thing to do with it You like to think you're different but you're all one

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

Now they're wondering where they went wrong And what happened to the friends they liked Now you're a punk rocker With another set of problems How to come up with money to feed yourself Now you're one

The First Day Of Winter Screeching Weasel

after all this time it doesn't matter now start from the beginning now you've got another chance and i'll always forgive you i will and pretty soon we'll go and don't you hate that fucking life the one

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame ques...

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you ...

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out i...

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high sc...

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from ...

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on F...

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the r...

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in l...

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe ...

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our h...

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For anyone but me She dresses me for absolu...

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something t...

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I...

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans ...

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show...

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2) Amer...

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and ...

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you l...

COWS Screeching Weasel

Cows - They're comin near me Hope they don't see me They can't defeat me Oh please don't eat me ! Cows - won't give you butter If you pull their udder Cows now longer have sad eyes They won't be s...

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

Who needs Dayglo ? Hey not me ! 27 Morons living on a tree Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight Stupid, u...

THE SCIENCE OF MYTH Screeching Weasel

If you've ever question beliefs that you hold you're not alone But you oughtta realize that every myth is a metaphor in the case or Christianity and Judaism there exist the belief that spiritual m...

I, ROBOT Screeching Weasel

I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American Blue metal under skin No I'm not huma...

CALIFORNIA SUCKS Screeching Weasel

California Sucks California sucks it's worse than old New York Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees Rockstars,assholes,sleazy...

RAINING NEEDLES Screeching Weasel

It's raining needles stuck in my head I wish I had stayed home in bed Raining needles - help me guys ! In my hands in my eyes My throat was stabbed I gurgle blood I fall on needles in the mud In ...