The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage and Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Rage Kage was left far behind

Inward Singing Tenacious D

(Kage Snoring) Omg..Omg Ive Done It..KAGE COME HERE I WANT YOU! What?! What?! God! I Was Sleeping Dude What Are You Talkin About? Omg I Did What'd You Do?

POD Tenacious D

In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage. When he buskin he was all the rage. He met Jables and he taught him well. All the techniques that were developed in hell.

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck 맞아 젠장이라고해야지! 네 빌어먹을 운도 끝이야! now i'm complete and my cock you will suck 난 이제 완벽해 내 거시기도 완벽해!

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in designer

kickapoo tenacious D

He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align. ..::Jack Black (Son)::.. Oh the dragons balls were blazin\' As I stepped into his cave.

City Hall Tenacious D

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin' All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall, We get the feeling we should fuck shit up, Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot. A Riot!

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

Kage Wha Hey wh what's happenin' What are you doin' here Oh I just uh I think I forgot somethin' Just ya know Wait a second it's like 2am in the middle of the night Yeah And you're here in the

Drive Through Tenacious D

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Friendship Test Tenacious D

Brrrrrriiiinngggg, Brrrriiiiinnnnggggg *click* Kyle: Two Kings Jack: Hey Cage Kyle: Hey Jack: How's It Goin'? Kyle: Good, Good... Jack: Whatta ya doin?.. Kyle: Aw, god I was just...

One Note Song Tenacious D

yet but rage rage KG:yeah JB:rage KG:yeah JB:you know what I was thinking?

Car Chase City Tenacious D

Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all proven, Now its totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse!

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[J:] Hey Kage [K:] Jables [J:] How goes it man? [K:] S'good... s'good [J:] Y'know I've been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the best fucking band in the world.

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't

Rock Is Dead Tenacious D

No rock is dead It's all over, rock and roll is dead Bottle of jack, Mercury Fred Muscle car, Grateful Dead Lord of the Rings, Zeppelin Led Devil tattoo, Right Said Fred It's all over, rock and roll

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

And that's why me and KG are classically trained To rock your fuckin' socks off! Give 'em a taste, KG. ('Okay.') That is Bach, and it rocks.

Rage Hard Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Laugh like the head of Apollo Young and strong on the wings of tomorrow Rise up in millions get off your knees Dispelling the demons In the valley of danger We all work together, sculptures in sorrow

Wonderboy Tenacious D

How 'bout the power to move you? [sung] History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman, Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

tribute tenacious d

[spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.

Explosivo Tenacious D

And ride, ride, ride. What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what it's about, but it's good to go. What's the name of my girlfriend, I don't know.

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogoogwillgo.

Dio Tenacious D

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon.

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god.

Deth Starr Tenacious D

The world is fucking turning to shit The earth don't stand a chance Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city We've got to clean up the skies and recycle We've got to stop the overpopulation But most

Roadie Tenacious D

Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I plug it in, I make

Birthday Song Tenacious D

JB: (singng) Birthday Birthday Birthday for you It's hard to believe another year is through Slipping through the mists of time Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes Doth appear from between, his mother's

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

"Kyle Quit The Band" Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn't understand. It doesn't matter, now we're back together again. A-la la la la la.

Throw Down Tenacious D

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down

Double Team Tenacious D

Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m뭪oe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin? [sung] That's the first thin?I say to you.

The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh) They're fucking up the environment (say what?) They're taking all the fucking beautiful animals (yeah?)

39 Tenacious D

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops

The Last In Line Tenacious D

We're the ship without a storm The cold without the warm Light inside the darkness That it needs, yeah We're a laugh without tear The hope without the fear We are coming, home We're off to the witch We

Kielbasa Tenacious D

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna, Dianetics Jr. much better indeed, And all you people here you're tremendous, (Except the people in the back), And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed With

To Be The Best Tenacious D

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again!

Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Tenacious D

[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la) [JB] Yay! [Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

Señorita Tenacious D

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's shakin' out of control His name is Larry, oh he's really scary Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder Tell

The Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

The Metal Tenacious D

You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken

Spiderman Tenacious D

Nike shoes I can see the fuckin BVD's outline, Oh fuck, stay totally still, Stay totally still, its fuckin Sasafrasquatch, I've been searching for him for ten years And now its my chance to capture

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone?

Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

Karate Tenacious D

You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka. Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And I died deep inside And you know the reason why.

...Baby One More Time (from Kung Fu Panda 4) Tenacious D

Oh, baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Yeah, tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now, oh, because My loneliness is killing me (and

They Fucked Our Asses Tenacious D

They fucked our asses They fucked 'em hard But we kept our indie cred For the whole nine yards Ha They blocked our album They fucked our show But we marched through hill and ill Through the ice

Break In-City (Storm The Gate!) Tenacious D

The mission is clear, I'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i- oh noo!

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

We should talk about the hard fucking no The hard fucking?

Master Exploder Tenacious D

Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to blow your mind (to blow your mind) But that shit happens to me, all the time! Now take a look (take a look) tell me what do you see?