Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Bohemian Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy 'Cause I'm easy come

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

[Harlem Shuffle/The Rolling Stones] Ja, ja, ja do the Harlem polka. (Everybody now) Ja, ja, ja do the Harlem polka. [Venus/Shocking Blue] She's got it. Yeah baby she's got it.

Polka Power "Weird Al" Yankovic

Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what y...

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, babySo why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidorI'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey!I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to youI said I'm gonna get close to ...

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

The Hot Rocks Polka [/The Rolling Stones] [It's Only Rock 'n' Roll (But I Like It)] If I could stick my hand in my heart, Spill it all over the stage, Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

Rock the cradle of loveRock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, ...

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

danced all night to the best song ever We knew every line, now I can't remember I think it went ooh eh ooh I think it went oohla eh ooh I think it goes eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Eh, sexy lady Po, po, po, po Polka

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at

The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic

[You Got It (The Right Stuff)/New Kids On The Block/1988] The white stuff. The white stuff.

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Weird Al Yankovic

I fall down a hole and that's when I realize I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. All right!

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't much to look at He never was very bright but at least there was one thing that he could do all right That boy

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn What a crazy kid Larry was always foolin' around Boy

Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white

The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy

The Saga Begins Yankovic, "Weird Al"

tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy

The Ballad Of Kent Marlow Weird Al Yankovic

You did a really rotten thing And let Scout take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left that poor boy in shame Yeah, but now I think it's time To show who really did the crime Kent Marlow

Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic

I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder Watch out...It's dog eat dog Nose against the grindstone, it feels all right Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog Here we go I love to watch my boss get angry

Spam Weird Al Yankovic

(oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at work. (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it at all. If you're running low, go to the store.

She Drives Like Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Now my knuckles are turnin' white. She drives like crazy. She'll break our necks. She drives like crazy. She always gets into wrecks. She drives like crazy. Like no one else.

Belvedere Cruising Weird Al Yankovic

traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match my wits with a red Corvair And just the thought of a Pinto leaves me shakin' Now, I don't think that I could hack Drivin' a big white

Gump Weird Al Yankovic

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt He's Gump, He's Gump He's

Skipper Dan Weird Al Yankovic

But what's the difference, that's all behind me now Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride I should be there on Broadway Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry

Theme from Rocky XIII Weird Al Yankovic

Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white. Maybe I can suggest an appetizer. Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight.

She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Weird Al Yankovic

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that white makeup and

Buckingham Blues Weird Al Yankovic

Never had a dinner made by Chef Boy-ar-Dee. Bein' in the spotlight is a hard life to choose. Diane drops half a pound it's on the six o'clock news.

Smells Like Nirvana Weird Al Yankovic

don't know, don't know Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin' And I don't know what I'm singin' Crank the volume, ears are bleedin' I still don't know what I'm singin' We're so loud and incoherent Boy

Hooked On Polkas Weird Al Yankovic

White glove. Lookin' sharp. Lookin' for love. They come a-runnin' just as fast as they can, 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, hey! Whoo! Ah ha!

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

You can learn to cope with stress, And you can beat the IRS, And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again!" Oh, Midnight Star! It's in the weekly Midnight Star.

Taco Grande Weird Al Yankovic

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That's right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla I need a quesadilla I love to stuff my face with tacos al

Slime Creatures from Outer Space Weird Al Yankovic

Boy, I really wish they'd cut it out! They wasted everybody on my block. There goes the neighborhood. They'll zap you with their death-ray eyes, And blow you up real good. Run for your lives!

Polkas on 45 Weird Al Yankovic

/Berlin] (I'm a man) I'm a boy. (I'm a man) Well, I'm your mother. (I'm a man) I'm a one-night stand. (I'm a man) Am I by? (I'm a man) I'm your slave.

Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic

paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

play Cribbage all night and baby you can have whatever you like(If you like) I said you can have whatever you like(If you like) yeah, yeah I can take you to the laundromat downtown and whatch al

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

You better hold your nose (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) Boy there's a lot in here (a lot) And every day it grows (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Too Fat Polka (Album Version) Frank Yankovic

or the kaiser Never eats while on the job He heard it's good to stay hungry But he makes a pretty mean shishkabob Have a taste, they were made fresh today Try the rye or the kaiser Or the wheat or the white

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

featuring Olivia] I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick the lollypop Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah) We'll take you to the candy shop (yeah) Boy

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

Minnesota Oh, we couldn't wait to get there So we drove straight through for three whole days and nights Of course, we stopped for more pickled weiners now and then The scenery was just so pretty, boy

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about?

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

Once upon a time --- I think it was last Thursday --- a boy named Peter opened the gate and went out into the big green meadow. On the branch of a big tree sat a little bird.

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said, "T...

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Ricky [Mickey/Toni Basil/1982] Hey Lucy, I'm home! Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey, Ricky! Hey, Ricky! Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind. ...

George Of The Jungle Weird Al Yankovic

George, George, George of the jungle Strong as he can be Ahhh Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the jungle Lives a life that's free Ahhh Watch out for that tree When he gets in s...