Slime Creatures from Outer Space Weird Al Yankovic

(Slime Creatures from Outer Space.) (Slime Creatures from Outer Space.) They're not very nice to the human race. (Slime Creatures from Outer Space.)

The Ballad Of Kent Marlow Weird Al Yankovic

take all the blame You wrecked his reputation And left that poor boy in shame Yeah, but now I think it's time To show who really did the crime Kent Marlow, you're a dirty, lyin', worthless hunk of slime

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car. Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know. Eat jelly doughnuts and lose twenty pounds a day. Hear the story of the man born without a head.

Carnival of the Animals Part Two, Introduction Weird Al Yankovic

This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name Camille, in his

Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

dead Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama Or maybe I'll, yeah maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead I'm just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime

Theme from Rocky XIII Weird Al Yankovic

Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he works down the street. He bought the neighborhood deli.

Inactive Weird Al Yankovic

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now wheezes I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa The

I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn Or those wacky prank phone calls from

Germs "Weird Al" Yankovic

to something Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get 'em offa me I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria What do they want from

Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from

Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

You Make Me Weird Al Yankovic

You make me wanna break the laws of time and space. You make me wanna eat pork. You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, Then remove 'em with a pitchfork.

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Weird Al Yankovic

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars They showed up on my doorstep Just a couple weeks ago. They looked so sweet and harmless. Tell me, how was I to know?

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Weird Al Yankovic

too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand times their original size They started mutatin' right before my eyes Oh my Attack of the radioactive hamsters from

Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic

Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space...ha!

Pancreas Weird Al Yankovic

pancreatic juice Flow, flow, into the deuodenum Won'tcha Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice Flow, flow, into the deuodenum Insulin, glucagon (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice) Comin' from

Livin' In The Fridge Weird Al Yankovic

There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive...

My Own Eyes Weird Al Yankovic

giving Mouth to mouth resuscitation to his cat I probably could have gone my whole life Without seeing that With my own eyes I see things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Fat Weird Al Yankovic

I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who's fat If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space

Traffic Jam Weird Al Yankovic

Traffic Jam I haven't moved one inch from this here spot Traffic Jam The freeway's one big parking lot Traffic Jam My radiator's boiling hot And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in

Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Weird Al Yankovic

When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there, Well, there came a bubblin' crude. Oil, that is. Well, maybe you call it Black gold or Texas tea. He gonna move next to Mr.

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

neighbour's baby sitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue I swear Jack Nicholson Looked right at me at a Laker's game I got a lame Lame claim to fame Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster from

Virus Alert Weird Al Yankovic

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Virus Alert Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If

Bohemian Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy 'Cause I'm easy come

Cable TV Weird Al Yankovic

I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

suddenly Where are you going, pleaded my eyes, Baby, don't you do this to me Think of the beautiful children we could have someday We could school them at home, Raise them up the right way And protect them from

Twister Weird Al Yankovic

From M.B.!

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

" they all say They love me on eBay Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) (From some guy) I've never met in Norway Found him on eBay I am the

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

they all say They love me on eBay Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag) Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag) (From some guy) I've never met in Norway Found him on eBay I am the type who

Foil Weird Al Yankovic

I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation

Young, Dumb, and Ugly Weird Al Yankovic

can't imagine the smell We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble T-R-U-B-E-L Raisin' hell, bending the rules just a little We're living only for thrills We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from

Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge To break international copyright law By downloading mp3s from file-sharing sites Like Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or KaZaA But deep in your heart you

Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic

harrassomeone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is running Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from

Cavity Search Weird Al Yankovic

so severe Pain Please stop for a bit Let me rinse and spit Numb me, drill me Floss me, bill me You validate my parking I think that I'm okay But you make one more appointment for A week from

Spatula City Weird Al Yankovic

Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size and color. And because we eliminate the middle man, We can sell factory direct to you.

Waffle King Weird Al Yankovic

never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite any I'm sure you'll agree Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak Aw, You're gonna lick your plate clean People come from

She Drives Like Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Got your license from Cracker Jacks. You just hit another tree. These fender benders are killin' me. She drives like crazy. Like no one else. She drives like crazy.

Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow) I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO They Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime, yo (You're gonna) [Verse 3] Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

Never missed Melrose Place or Lost In Space I've seen each Amazing Race and Without A Trace But I only watched Will & Grace one time, one day Wish I hadn't, 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay Oh, and Fear

Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic

Know exactly where you live now Follow you from work right to your house Well, do I creep you out? Do I creep you out? [Cheering crowd] 가사입력NAKMUSE

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Weird Al Yankovic

But Vanna, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you? Come on Vanna, come on! Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.

Callin` In Sick Weird Al Yankovic

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun And trying not to squint Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from My belly button lint When I'm sick of takin' abuse I just make up some lame excuse

Callin' In Sick Weird Al Yankovic

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun And trying not to squint Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from My belly button lint When I'm sick of takin' abuse I just make up some lame excuse Freedom's

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

wanna do is have some fun Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard Help me--I broke apart my insides Help me--I've got no soul to sell Help me--The only thing that works for me Help me get away from

The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from

The Saga Begins Yankovic, "Weird Al"

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

remember I'll be the one you won't forget Timber Timber I’m sexy and I know it Girl look at that body He’s sexy and he knows it I wear your grandad’s clothes I look incredible I’m in this big old coat From

Buckingham Blues Weird Al Yankovic

Couple British kids from the palace at Buckingham. Chuckie wants to grow up and be a polo star, And ride his little horsies all around the backyard.