Tonight I[One of us] will be Miss Saigon
Tonight You'll be miss "jumped upon"
I'll win a G.I., and be gone
He'll screw you with your crown still on
What happens when the Cong attack?
They'll rip the hot pants off your back
The V.C. all wear basic black
Is this the way you make a chest?
Hey, (just) give that virgin act a rest
"You are my first American"
Allez! Allez! Allez!
Why does it take all day?
Get your asses on stage...
I'm raising cash tonight
Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
Tell yourself that your passport's
standing at the bar
Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
Each day these little bums of
yours[theirs] are worth less and less
Rake in the dollars now before
the market falls too far
Look who I got out here
I can still engineer
It's like the old days, my little gamines
Oh, Sure!
You know who's out there[here]?
a gang of marines!
They're here?
We'll clean them out the American way
Yes, sir!
For something free,
they don't care what they pay
Why are you[is she] in that dress?
Ah! it's my new princess
Ah, yes...!
That bridal gown gives you some class
Lower your eyelids as you pass
Men pay a lot for virgin ass
Allez! Allez! Allez!
Get out and do your song!
Don't make the show too long
Voila'! on stage all! welcome to...
Dreamland!!!