Watch out for the dummies
Here they come
They come out on weekends
Boy, are they dumb
Look out for the dummies
There's a million and more
They'll rip off your spot
They think they're hot, totally
Dummies to the left
Dummies to the right
Destroy all dummies
Fight, fight, fight
If you see a dummie
Send it back where it came
The land of the lowlife
The land of the lame
Do you know which way
It is to the nude beach?
Slimy seaweed
Oh guy, all this sand
Pass the butter please
Hey, watch out for that Frisbee
It almost hit me
Hey, get away from me
The water's too cold
Got a sixer? Forget it
Thank you