There's no wrong way
to fuck a girl with no legs
Just tell her you love her
as she's crawling away.
There's no wrong way
to fuck a bitch with no faith
Now you'll never be sad again
Loving you are the two best things
in a world that's skipping town
Reaching, blind,
into the deepest mouth
in the brownest place around
There's something amiss
in her cum-stained lips
So I get the first kiss
Before she takes the last bite.
Genital outlaws
in a positive way
And in everything they will too
Getting strangled
by the junkie priest
as the boys get stoned in school
There's a knock at the door
and your parents come in
They thought you were
a different girl
So if you're alone
when your parents aren't home
And no one can see
your incestuous tree,
No need to contain
what the sparrows can say
Now you'll never be sad again