You think you know but you have no idea
This is the diary of a breathing onomanopia
Now here's another broken link for anyone
Who thinks my life's together
I rock a raincoat despite
the pleasant weather
God's placed a permanent
dark cloud above my head
But he was nice enough to
loan me a holy umbrella
Thank ya fella how considerate
I'm the illegitimate son of accident
prone degenerates
Today's forecast Partly cloudy
with a good chance of rain
So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and
Flash a devilish grin that'll make the most
Masculine of men skeptical of his existence
And when the rain begins
I take a seat to retire
And admire the spectacle from a distance
For instance there was this
cat the other day shootin' me ice grills
But when I looked
he looked the other way
Now any other day I wouldn't
let this type of shit bother me
Today it was enough to make
my lucky charms soggy
So finally I stepped to him
kindly disrespected him
Looked him dead in the eyes
and analyzed how it effected him
He broke down in tears
talkin' 'bout how God neglected him
Make this rain go away
Things would be much better
I swear I swear
If the sun would come out today
Life would be more worthwhile worthwhile
And all it took was a sewing
needle to deflate my swollen ego
Then pop pop went my God Complex
I never thought 19 years
after my first breath
I'd be in art school
surrounded by corny fucks
Debating who's more depressed
I'm 22 now and still can't deal
with what's real
But I'll be damned if I give up
and settles for pills shit
My daddy taught me better mommy
taught me how to crack 40's
And jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters
Over time weather changes
so I'm in the rain waiting
For the flood gates to open
Impersonating my favorite
VH1 Behind the Music tragedy
Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before
I'm PH balanced for the floor
But strong enough to stay a float
And doggy paddle long enough to
catch that life preserver rope
And then I'll be on a parallel
ladder laughin' like
Damn my man for the love of Pete
what happened
And finally I step to you
kindly disrespect you
Looked you dead in the eyes
and analyze how it affects you
Watch you break down in tears
talkin' 'bout how God neglected you
Make this rain go away
Things would be much better
I swear I swear
If the sun would come out today
Life would be more worthwhile
worthwhile worthwhile
You ever watch a whole day
wash away like your
Very last match that got wet
the second you struck it
Well go ahead relieve your stress
kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never
mattered's what you stuck with
You ever watch a whole day
wash away like your
Very last match that got wet
the second you struck it
Well go ahead relieve your
stress kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never mattered's
what you stuck with
Make this rain go away
Things would be much better
I swear I swear
If the sun would come out today
Life would be more worthwhile
worthwhile worthwhile
You ever watch a whole day
wash away like your
Very last match that got wet
the second you struck it
Well go ahead relieve your
stress kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never
mattered's what you stuck with
You ever watch a whole day
wash away like your
Very last match that got wet
the second you struck it
Well go ahead relieve your
stress kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never
mattered's what you stuck with