The Lonely Island
앨범 : The Wack Album

YOLO you only live once
The battle cry of a generation
This life is a precious gift
So don't get too crazy
It's not worth the risk
You know that
we are still young
So don't be dumb
Don't trust anyone
Cause you only live once
Ugh you only live once
That's the motto
So take a chill pill
Ease off the throttle
Never go to loud club
Cause it's bad for your ears
Your friends will all be sorry
When they can't hear
And stay the hell away
from drugs
Cause they're not legal
Then bury all your money
in the backyard
Like a beagle
Cause you should
never trust a bank
They've been known to fail
And never travel by car a bus
Boat or by rail
And don't travel by plane
And don't travel at all
Built a bomb shelter basement
With titanium walls
And wear titanium suits
In case pianos fall on ya
And never go in saunas
Cause they're
crawlin' with piranhas
And never take the stairs
Cause they're often unsafe
You only live once
Don't let it go to waste
You know that
we are still young
So hold off on the fun
Cook your meat
til it's done
Cause you
only live once
Yeah And here's another
piece of advice
Stay away from kids
Cause their hair is filled
with mad lice
There's no such thing
As too much Purell
This a cautionary tale
Word to George Orwell
So don't 1980 force
Any plugs into sockets
Always wear a chastity belt
And triple lock it
Then hire a taster
Make him check your
food for poison
And if you think
your mailman is a spy
Then destroy him
No blankets or pajama
They can choke
you in your sleep
Two words about furniture
Killing machines
Board your windows up
The sun is bad
for your health
And always wear
a straight jacket
So your safe from yourself
Take no chances no chances
Stop freelancin' right now
Invest in your future
Don't dilute your
finances uh huh
401K make sure
it's low risk
Then get some real estate
how much
4 point 2 percent
thirty year mortgage
That's important
that's a great deal
And if you can't afford it
Don't forge it
on your last bill
Renting is
for suckers right now
A dependable savings
And you'll retire with money
in your account Beast
YOLO say no no
Isolate yourself
And just roll solo
Be care folo
You oughta look out
Also stands for YOLO
You know that
we are still young
Burn the prints
off your thumbs
Then pull out
all your teeth
So you can't
bite your tongue
Only on this earth
for a short time time
So don't go outside
cause you
don't want to die die
Just take our
advice and hide
And scream
YOLO to the sky
You oughta look out