I got a call from my best friend this evening
He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night
Yeah, he was gonna change for his new found flame to keep her satisfied
And I just laughed and said, Hey man, well go ahead and try
'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night
It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
Now I've heard it said that too much fun will kill you
And I'll be the first to tell you that I don't wanna die
Too many twelve ounce curls, pretty girls and parties ain't advised
Well, take it from me don't believe all that hype
'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night
And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
That's right
Well, you could get hit by a truck tomorrow
So you might as well raise a little hell tonight
'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night
And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
Man, it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life
That's right