If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny
fridge in there somewhere
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine
'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would.
We'd actually make the treefort
from the first chorus out of it. Mmm.
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress
(but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art
(a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey
(haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars,
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars,
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich.