I'm losing my hair, and my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt of an overweight lady
But I need a young thing to keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms and take me straight to second base
Chorus:
I know my calculus
It says u plus me equals us
(Oh, sing it Chad for me)
Said, I know my calculus
It says u plus me equals us
Oh yeah, calculus
Yeah, come on, be together (be together)
No algebra or trigonometry
Could ever equal up to what you do to me
So let's integrate don't differentiate
If you were in my class there ain't no way I could pass
I hate English, gym and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus
(repeat chorus)
Go, go, go...
Ooh, baby
Oh, lord
I know u plus me equals us oh
Well I've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines I know a thing or two
And I'll pass all the tests about me and you
(repeat chorus)
U plus sign me equal sign us
U plus sign me equal sign us
Girl
No subject comes close to you
Together, sing
I know my calculus
(repeat chorus)