IT WAS THE BIGGEST COCK YOU'D EVER SEEN, BUT YOU'VE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COCK HAS BEEN. YOU SAID YOU WERE CAREFUL - YOU NEVER WERE WITH ME. I HEARD YOU DID IT FOUR TIMES BUT JOHNNIES COME IN PACKS OF THREE.
SHE WAS THE BEST SHAG I'D EVER HAD. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M SAYING, BEDWISE, YOU WERE BAD. I THINK YOU WERE WORKING, WE GOT A HOTEL. WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING BUT I THOUGHT I MIGHT AS WELL.
I NEVER TOLD YOU THE REST. I WAS DRUNK AND I TOLD YOU I WAS THINKING ABOUT A TEST. YOU KNOW I JUST SAID IT FOR EFFECT. THEN YOU LAUGHED AND SAID I'D FUCK ANYTHING IN A SKIRT ONCE I'M ERECT.
AND SHE'S A FAMOUS HARLOT IN THIS TOWN. I KNOW ENOUGH TO, BUT STILL I COULDN'T TURN HER DOWN. YOU SAID I'M AN ARSEHOLE, WHAT WAS I THINKING? IT'S FAR TOO EASY TO BLAME IT ON THE DRINKING