A devastating backstroke
All the way from France
With shiny shiny cufflinks
A shirtsleeve to enhance
The pin striped men of morning
Are coming for to dance
With pure Egyptian Cotton
The kids don't stand a chance
You criticize the practice
By murdering their plants
Ignoring all the history
Denying them romance
The pin striped men of morning
Coming forward to dance
Forty million dollars
The kids don't stand a chance
I didn't like the business
But that was at first glance
Your pillow feels so soft now
But still you must advance
The pin striped men of morning
The partners in the dance
The paper's shot to pieces