I Used To Rock And Roll All Night Bob Rivers

And now we're gonna give it one more shot. We're gettin' old, We must be crazy. We're puttin' on the makeup again. It covers up a buncha wrinkled skin. You bring the bread, We'll make the gravy.

How It Feels (To Be Old) Bob Rivers

Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on MTV, But now they bring a chair for me.

Getting Fatter All The Time Bob Rivers

I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round.

There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis Bob Rivers

There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis The King of Rock and Roll Take a look at the double chin He's weighing about 310 With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot like

Rock And Roll Never Forgets Bob Seger

So you're a little bit older and a lot less bolder Than you used to be So you used to shake 'em down But now you stop and think about your dignity So now sweet sixteens turned thirty-one You get

Read It In The Tabloids Bob Rivers

I bet you're wondering how I knew That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through. Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore.

The Chimney Song Bob Rivers

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is, But it's been there all night long. Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night But he never came and it don't seem right.

It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year Bob Rivers

It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer It's the most fattening time of the year It's the lip smackingest season of all while your

Mr. Magoo Bob Rivers

Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He

Bowel Moves Bob Rivers

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds, Pants too tight, seams bustin' out. Just had a big burrito with beans and rice, Salsa on top, with some extra spice, Lots of extra spice.

OJ's Trial Thing Bob Rivers

O.J., I think you did it. But I wanna know for sure. You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o' clock at night? Ya wanna know what I think?

Old Time Rock N Roll Bob Seger

Just take those old records off the shelf I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself Today's music ain't got the same soul I like that old time rock n' roll Don't try to take me to a disco You'll never

Free As A Turd Bob Rivers

It's a piece of crap to me Can hardly hear the words... Whatever happened to, The rights to Love me Do? We made Michael Jackson one rich mother.

Christmas Party Song Bob Rivers

"The boss's friend is gay" More beer for you and for me And stories for us to share No fear, I jumped on a desk And danced while everyone stared I didn't even know I put on a show Till next morning take

I KNEW THE BRIDE Dion Dimucci

(I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll) (I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll) Well the bride looks a picture in the gown that her mama wore When she was married herself

Who Put The Stump Bob Rivers

I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my butt up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?

I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer Bob Rivers

I came upon a roadkill deer A sorrowful sight to behold He lay upon the highway's edge His body was stiff and cold I bet he never saw the car Careening through the snow The lights shone brightly

Roll Over Beethoven Johnny Rivers

I'm gonna write a little letter, gotta mail it to my local DJ Well, it's rockin' little record I want my jockey to play Roll over, Beethoven, I gotta hear it again today You know my temperature's rising

Pokemon Bob Rivers

[Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of money mon mon mon Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of Money mon mon mon mon We got to find a pokemon Before it's Christmas Eve The kids must have a Pikachu It's called I do

Beat Up Old Jetliner Bob Rivers

Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agent I trusted. I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane; Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted.

Rock and Roll Believer Michael Schenker Group

In my younger days we used to rock all night We all had that music in our soul Hangin up in Saphire, or off Old Baldy Road That's where all us knuckleheads would go Bangin to that cold steel on into

Joy To The World Bob Rivers

The Lord has come Let earth receive her King Let every heart prepare Him room And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing And heaven and heaven and nature sing Joy to the world The Lord has come

Bob That Head (Album Version) Rascal Flatts

Bob That Head Bob that head Awwh, Awwh, ah Yeah-yeah, yeah,yeah Tricked out truck kit Runnin' boards black lit KC roll bar Had to mow an extra yard Just so he could Install satellite Rascal Flattin'all

Officer Fuhrman Bob Rivers

He likes to set up colored people. He likes to frame the colored people. Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag.

The Twelve Pains Of Christmas Bob Rivers

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree

O Little Town Of Bethlehem Bob Rivers

"Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The hopes and fears of all the years

Decorations Bob Rivers

I love the colored lights every year And the way the neighbors stop their cars and stare I strap a Santa Claus on my roof Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere I'm stringin' up decorations It's straining

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads Bob Rivers

"Oh come all ye Grateful Deadheads to the concert Oh come Grateful Deadheads And camp in the street Bring rolling papers Don't forget your sleeping bags Oh come get us some floor seats We followed them

Night Moves Bob Seger

by Bob Seger I was a little too tall Could've used a few pounds Tight pants points hardly reknown She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes And points all her own sitting way up high Way

He's So Jolly Bob Rivers

He's so jolly Santa's so jolly Christmas night he's in his sled where he belongs You're looking great, Santa Lost some weight, Santa Red cheeks glowing, ho-ho-ho'ing, you keep growing strong I feel the

A Letter To Santa Bob Rivers

Dear Santa Claus, It has been brought to my attention by one of our operatives that you have secured for yourself, and your interests, a very lucrative position in the toy and game industry.

Like A Rock Bob Seger

Not a dime to spare But I was lean and Solid everywhere Like a rock My hands were steady My eyes were clear and bright My walk had purpose My steps were quick and light And I held firmly To

When A Man Loves A Chicken Bob Rivers

When a man wants a chicken, spends his very last dime Buying her fresh corn down at the grain and feed.

Carol Of The Bartenders Bob Rivers

Hark all they got Tales seem to flow Gin tinkling More Chardonnay Christmas is here Drinking the cheer Ice cubes are cold More Cuervo Gold Don't be a dink Watch what you drink Don't be a dork Don't pop

Middle Age Waistline Bob Rivers

(Baba O'Riley - The Who) I eat Mrs.

The Twisted Chipmunk Song Bob Rivers

(All right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song? -I'll say we are! -Yeah! -Let's sing it now! Okay, Simon? -Okay! Okay, Theodore? -Okay! Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN! -OKAY!!!)

Yazoo Street Scandal Bob Dylan

Stranded out in the night, Eliza took me down To see the widow give Rain to the town. It's against the law To be a tonic man, But the widow knows She's got the upper hand.

Buttcracker Suite Bob Rivers

You could be dancing cheek to cheek Thong! Wiggle the string: play hide and seek Buy your workmate or your boss The proctologic dental floss That really works a hair across His astronomic bum Thong!

Flu Ride Bob Rivers

Just hear those noses snifflin' Sore throats ticklin' too Come on it's lousy weather To be sufferin' inside with the flu Outside the snow is fallin' Your fever's at 102 Let's take some Alka-Seltzer And

All You Need Is Elves Bob Rivers

Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush He's never out of stock of even the hardest toys and games It's easy

Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear Bob Rivers

It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear In the office there's a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say "Are you ready?"

Rock Me Muddy Waters

Rock Me Want you to rock me baby, rock me all night long Want you to rock me baby, rock me all night long Well I want you to rock me baby, like my back ain't got no bones Sun goin' down, the

Minimum Wage Bob Rivers

-Welcome to BurgerDoodle, can I have your order please? -Oh yes. I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned curly fries but only if they're cooked in virgin peanut oil.

There's Another Santa Claus Bob Rivers

one in the window Sitting in a velvet chair Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones Cheeks so rosy and bright That Christmas cheer smells a lot like beer Call Santa Claus a cab tonight Stereotypical

I Am Santa Claus Bob Rivers

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plums fill their heads

I'm Ready Taj Mahal

Well, I'm ready, I'm willin', and I'm able to rock and roll all night I'm ready, I'm willin', and I'm able to rock and roll all night Come on, pretty baby, we gonna rock, we gonna roll until the broad

I'M Ready Eddie Cochran

Well, I'm ready, I'm willin', and I'm able to rock and roll all night I'm ready, I'm willin', and I'm able to rock and roll all night Come on, pretty baby, we gonna rock, we gonna roll until the broad

I'm Ready George Thorogood

Well, I'm ready, I'm willin', and I'm able to rock and roll all night I'm ready, I'm willin', and I'm able to rock and roll all night Come on, pretty baby, we gonna rock, we gonna roll until the broad

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Bob Rivers

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove Help to make them seasoned right Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat Will really hit the spot tonight And now when Santa sees his tray (Ho ho ho ho ho

Eddie's Comin' Out Tonight (Album Version) Night Ranger

He wears his trousers real tight And his skin is so white He lives beyond his means He wear Italian shoes That are used to good news They walk behind the scenes He live a tenderloin life The street's