Dear John thanks for your letter
And if you must know i still wear your sweater
And gee it's nice how you miss me so much
But through it all I feel I've lost touch
Got more confident out here on my own
And one thing I'm starting a home
* A lovelier man you'll never meet has come and swept me off of my feet
Suits my interests in every way we'll be making babies someday
It all happened with little ado
In fact when i fell off a gnu
A mysterious man dressed up in a sack
Soothed my aches as he massaged by back
Told me its difference between riding a horse
Took me away for a meat pie and sauce
* Repeat
Before I knew it I was deep in romance
He took my hand and we started to dance
Led me off to his house in the mountains
I fell asleep in his garden of fountains
When I awoke amongst cushions and drapes
He was smilingly eating some grapes