He had a bad old man who beat him
put a hammer to his knees just to please him
Now hes 35 and half alive
He's an open mouth in a beehive
He's gonna smile and be happy
let everyone know that hes happy
Put his smiling face on a billboard
kiss from your car, he's happy
He's not happy
With his swollen lips round his early teens
in his dress he can't believe its in his genes
Some days he's half man
and then he's half god
but on his blue days
he wouldn't touch his greens
He's gonna make you smile and be happy
make everyone know that hes happy
Put his smiling face on the TV
Kiss him from your chair make him happy
He drowned his stepson in the duck pond
let the wife-beater out to make a pop song
He put razor blades in the ice-cream
shot a paedophile in a wet dream
He's got a young man who feeds him
whispers sweet nothings just to please him
he makes him cool for the TV
makes half the man he is a celebrity
With his swollen lips around his early teens
in his dress he cant believe its in his genes
He's half a man and half a god
One half bitch one half dog
He drowned his stepson in the duck pond
let the wife-beater out to make a pop song
put razor blades in the ice-cream
made nobody famous on the big screen.
Put the whole wide world on remote control
he put a five times rapist on his tv show
on every single channel in every single home
you can even hear his voice on the telephone