I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

Bloodhound Gang


If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly


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The Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks  
Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version)  
The Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version)  
The Bloodhound Gang One Way  
The Bloodhound Gang R.S.V.P.  
The Bloodhound Gang Go Down  
Bloodhound Gang Go Down  
The Bloodhound Gang R.S.V.P  
Bloodhound Gang It's Tricky  
The Bloodhound Gang Along Comes Mary  
The Bloodhound Gang Boom  
The Bloodhound Gang Going Nowhere Slow  
The Bloodhound Gang Shut Up  
Bloodhound Gang Pennsylvania  
The Bloodhound Gang This Is Stupid  
Bloodhound Gang Along Comes Mary  
The Bloodhound Gang Pennsylvania  
The Bloodhound Gang Balls Out  
The Bloodhound Gang Yummy Down On This  

관련 가사

가수 노래제목  
The Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks  
Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version)  
The Bloodhound Gang I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version)  
I Wish 明日への扉(내일의 문)  
I Wish 明日への扉  
I Wish 明日への扉 / Asueno Tobira (내일으로의 문)  
I Wish Ashitaeno Tobira / 明日への扉 (내일로 가는 문)  
I Wish 明日への扉 (내일로 가는 문)/일본 TV 쇼 `러브 버스` 메인 테마  
I Wish ☆キラキラ☆  
I Wish precious day  




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