Today I don't feel
like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up
my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
Cus today I swear
I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up
and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand
in my pants
Nobodys gon' tell me
I can't
I'll be lying on the couch
just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV
so they can teach me
how to dougie
Cus in my castle
I'm the freakin' man
Oh Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don't feel like
doing anything
I just wanna lay
in my bed
Don't feel like
picking up my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
Cus today I swear
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up
do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl
have some really nice sex
And she's gonna sream out
This is great
Yeaaah
I might mess around and
get my college degree
I bet my old mam
would be so proud of me
But sorry paps
you'll just have to wait
Oh Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don't feel
like doing anything
I just wanna lay
in my bed
Don't feel like
picking up my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
Cus today I swear
I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna
comb my hair
Cus I ain't going anywhere
No No No No No
No No No No Oh
I'll just strut
in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah Oh
Today I don't feel like
doing anything
I just wanna lay
in my bed
Don't feel like
picking up my phone
So leave a message
at the tone
Cus today I swear
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all