Evadne Baker, Anna Lee, Portia Nelson, Marni Nixon
앨범 : 사운드 오브 뮤직 (Sound Of...

She waltzes on the stair And Whistles on the stair
And underneath her wimple She has curlers in her hairs
I've even heard her singing in the Abbey!
She always late for chapel But her penitence is real
She's always late for everything Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it But I very firmly feel
Maria's not an asset to the Abbey
I'd like to say a word in her behalf Maria makes me laugh!
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet ! A will-o'-the-wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I'm with her I'm confused Out of focus and bemused
And I never know exactly where I am Unpredictable as weather
She's as fighty as a feather
She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!
She'll outpester any pest Drive a hornet from his nest
She can throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
She is gentle, She is wild She is gentle. She's a riddle, She's child
She's headache! She's an angel She's a girl
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet ! A will-o'-the-wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
Many a thing she ought to understand
But how do you make her stay And listen to all you say?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?