Ballad Of Irving

Frank Gallop


He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
He was mean and nasty right clear through,
Which was kinda weird, 'cause he was yellow too.

They called him Irving.
Big Irving.
Big, short Irving.
Big, short, fat Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread,
With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head.* [see below]
He always followed his mother's wishes,
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sissy Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he,
But Irving was looking for one forty-three.
Walked into Sol's Saloon like a man insane,
And ordered three fingers of two cents plain.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big sport Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
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[The following lines were edited out of the original release, and are only in
the version available on Dr. Demento's 20th Anniversary Collection.]

One day Bad Max happened into town.
His aim was to shoot fat Irving down.
Bad Max said, "Draw, and draw right now!"
And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big gunfighter Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
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The James Boys was comin' on a train at first sun,
And the town said, "Irving, we need your gun."
When that train pulled in at the break of dawn,
Irving's gun was there, but Irving was gone.

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big help, Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
He was sittin' there twirlin' his gun around,
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!

Irving.
Big, fat Irving.
Big dum-dum Irving.
Big dum-dum dead Irving.
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
Really.

*The line about the 10-gallon yarmulke was on the original LP, but the single
version and subsequent LP pressings substituted the line:
Schlepping a salami and pumpernickel bread.
This substitution was made because the record company felt the joke would be
lost on non-Jewish listeners

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Frank Sinatra I've Got a Crush on You (Duet with Frank Sinatra)  
Frank Sinatra I Wouldn't Trade Christmas - (with Tina Sinatra/Nancy Sinatra/Frank Sinatra Jr.)  
Paul Anka, Frank Sinatra My Way (With Frank Sinatra)  
Celine Dion, Frank Sinatra All The Way (With Frank Sinatra)  
Frank Sinatra my way(frank sinatra) 완성판+번역추가  
Frank Sinatra Frank Sinatra - MyWay  
The W's Frank  
Frank Sinatra I Think Of You  
Frank Sinatra Exactly Like You  
Frank Sinatra Only you  
Frank Sinatra I get along without you very well  
Frank Wildhorn Take Me As I Am  
Frank X Babylon  
Frank Sinatra Anything Goes  
Frank Sinatra That's All  
Frank Sinatra It's All Right With Me  

관련 가사

가수 노래제목  
Tall Ships Gallop  
Mirel Reznic The month of March+Gallop  
The W's Frank  
L.A. Guns Ballad of jayne  
Genesis BALLAD OF BIG  
Donovan BALLAD OF GERALDINE  
Richie Sambora Ballad Of Youth  
Richie Sambora Ballad of youth  
Bon Jovi Ballad Of Youth  
Primus Ballad of Bodacious  




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