'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse.
Man from the whore house, and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of the sudden, I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder.
I went downstairs and what did I see?
A red little faget, hanging from the tree.
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
And a big hairy dick for the family queer.
And that's the end of my story,
Funny wasn't it?
You see.