Once I was the King of Spain
now I eat humble pie
Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa
now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
now I eat humble pie
And now I work at the Pizza Pizza
Royalty, lord it looked good on me
Buried in silk in the royal boudoir
or going nuclear free
Or playing Crokinole
with the Princess of Monaco
Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders,
getting it all on video
Once I was the King of Spain
now I eat humble pie
A palatial palace, that was my home
now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
now I eat humble pie
And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome
once he was the King of Spain
I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates,
my people say:
King, how are you such a genius?
There's a roof overhead
and food on our plates!
It's laisez-faire, I don't even give a care
Let's make Friday part of the weekend
And give every new baby a chocolate eclair
Once I was the King of Spain
now I eat humble pie
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems?
You phone me now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
now I eat humble pie
Now the Leafs call me
up to drive the Zamboni
once he was the King of Spain
Now some of you are probably wondering
how I cam to be living in Canada
after being royalty in Spain.
Should I tell them, guys?
Tell us, King!
You see late one night
when the palace was asleep
Out of my royal chambers
and into the garden I creep
And I wait till the appointed time,
when the moon is lighting the pitch
At which point my peasant friend,
who looks just like me
Arrives and we make a switch
Prince and pauper, junior and whopper
World made up of silver and copper
Out of my own volition,
I took a change of position
So next time you drool in the pizza line
Remember, slower pizza's more luscious
The King of Spain never rushes!!!
Once I was the King of Spain
now I eat humble
I was looking for off-handed ways
to improve us
now I eat humble pie
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain
now I eat humble pie
And now I'm jamming with Moxy Frvous!
once he was the King of Spain