You're my sidekick
You're my alibi
You're my right hand man
I'm your homeboy
I'm your main dude
I'm your best laid plan
When the shit hits the fan
Could I make you understand
I don't know
Would you still be my friend
if I made out with your mother
Would you still be my friend
if I beat up your brother
Cause i'd still be friends with you
That's what real friends do
You're my defence
You're my samurai
You're the man you're the man
There's no secrets
There's no need to lie
Words are not enough
to best describe us
But when the shit hits the fan
Could I make you understand
I don't know
Would you still be my friend
if I broke into your house
pissed in your shoes and relieved
you off your eyebrows
I'd still be friends with you
Cause that's what real friends do
These scenarios have all been
hypothetical so far
Bad news is I think I brought your
girlfriend to the brink
While you were sleeping after
drinking in the backseat of your car
I will still be your friend no matter
what happens
I will still be your friend
through the good times
and the bad ones
Cause I'll always be there for you
Cause that's what real friends do
Cause that's what real friends do
Cause that's what real friends do
Cause that's what real friends do