I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I
don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door
and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put
her on the guest list at the show and now I get to watch
her dance like the other weirdos do I saw she brought
a camera She did the groin-o-rama and we were really
having fun I told her I was the lead singer I felt like
Harvey Klinger and then she smacked me in the head