The Return Of Albert

Stanley Holloway
앨범 : At His Very Best

You`ve `eard `ow young Albert Ramsbottom
At the zoo up at Blackpool one year
With a stick with an `orse`s `ead `andle
Gave a lion a poke in the ear
The name of the lion was Wallace
The poke in the ear made i`m wild
And before you could say Bob`s yer uncle
E`d upped and `e`d swallowed the child
`E were sorry the moment `e done it
With children `e`d always been chums
And besides `e`d no teeth in his muzzle
And `e couldn`t chew Albert on`t gums
`E could feel the lad movin` inside `im
As `e lay on `is bed of dried ferns
And it might `ave been little lad`s birthday
E wished `im such `appy returns
But Albert kept kickin` and fightin`
And Wallace got up feelin` bad
decided `twere time that `e started
To stage a comeback for the lad
Then puttin` `ead down in one corner
On `is front paws `e started to walk
And `e coughed and `e sneezed and `e gargled
`Till Albert shot out like a cork
Now Wallace felt better directly
And `is figure once more became lean
But the only difference with Albert
Was `is face and `is `ands were quite clean
Meanwhile Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
`Ad gone back to their tea feelin` blue
Ma said I feel down in the mouth like
Pa said Aye I bet Albert does too
Said Mother It just goes to show yer
That the future is never revealed
If I`d thowt we was goin` to lose `im
I`d `ave not `ad `is boots soled and `eeled
Let`s look on the bright side said Father
Wot can`t be `elped must be endured
Each cloud `as a silvery lining
And we did `ave young Albert insured
A knock on the door came that moment
As Father these kind words did speak
`Twas the man from Prudential `e`d come for
Their tuppence per person per week
When Father saw `oo `ad been knockin`
`E laughed and `e kept laughin` so
The man said `Ere wot`s there to laugh at
Pa said You`ll laugh and all when you know
Excuse `im for laughing said Mother
But really things `appen so strange
Our Albert`s been et by a lion
You`ve got to pay us for a change
Said the young man from the Prudential
Now come come let`s understand this
You don`t mean to say that you`ve lost `im
Pa said Oh no we know where `e is
When the young man `ad `eard all the details
A purse from `is pocket he drew
And `e paid them with interest and bonus
The sum of nine pounds four and two
Pa `ad scarce got `is `and on the money
When a face at the window they see
And Mother cried Eee look it`s Albert
And Father said Aye it would be
Albert came in all excited
And started `is story to give
And Pa said I`ll never trust lions
Again not as long as I live
The young man from the Prudential
To pick up the money began
But Father said `ere wait a moment
Don`t be in a `urry young man
Then giving young Albert a shilling
`E said `Ere pop off back to the zoo
Get your stick with the `orse`s `ead `andle
Go and see wot the tigers can do

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Stanley Holloway The Lion & Albert  
Stanley Holloway Any Old Iron?  
Stanley Holloway Brahn Boots  
Stanley Holloway Three Ha'pence A Foot  
Stanley Holloway Old Sam (Sam, Pick Oop Tha' Musket)  
Stanley Holloway Down At The Old Bull And Bush  
Stanley Holloway Where Did You Get That Hat  
Stanley Holloway If You Were The Only Girl In The World  
Stanley Holloway No Like-A Da War  
Stanley Holloway 'Alt! Who Goes Theer?  




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