Well she lives all alone in a house by a school
She wears fur coats and hats and old fashioned jewels
And her one aim in life to be on the screen
Top billing with Vali, her favourite dream
So once a year Granny takes a trip
Always first class and she's well-equipped
For the movie auditions in Hollywood town
She always turns up, but she's always turned down
Well one day on the screen Granny's bound to be seen
If she turns up again she's bound to find fame
So Granny my dear we all wish you the best
And know that you'll find your happiness
So once a year Granny takes a trip
Always first class and she's well-equipped
For the movie auditions in Hollywood town
She always turns up, but she's always turned down