She pops into the bathroom, just after a shower
And she plays with my make-up and creams
Keeps trying to look like me
Goes through the motions, posing this way and that... holding it in
If it makes you feel better, then knock yourself out
Say hi there, to my bad body double,
Mm mm, this is my bad body double trouble
Oh no, my bad body double,
Mm mm, I've got bad body double trouble
She's trouble, she's trouble, she's trouble alright
Sometimes I manage to lose her, shake her,
At a bar, in the gym for five minutes
It feels so good to be back on my own self again... can get quite confusing
We look face similar, except she's got some greys
And a little extra weight on the sides and dimply thighs...
I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid of
No, no, not now
We're having quite an intimate personal moment
Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time?
As you can see I've got someone quite nice here with me
Can't we just be left alone?
I guess that's a no then, seen as you're still here
Seen as you're still here, HERE!
It's not me, no, it's my bad body double,
Mm mm, I've got bad body double trouble
Oh no, my bad body double,
Mm mm, I've got bad body double trouble
Bad body double
Mm mm, I've got bad body double trouble
Oh dear, my bad body double,
Mm mm, my bad bad body double trouble
She's trouble, she's trouble, she's trouble alright
Yeah, yeah, right here
Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her
Everywhere I go everywhere I go, go
Say hi there, to my bad bad bad bad body double
She's trouble, mm...
I can't shake her and I hate her,
I hate her I'm a hater,
I'm a hater, I'm a hater
She's everywhere I go
I'm gonna get rid of you once and for all
Gonna roll you out on a pilates rubber ball
Sweat and step up, the pace and the gradient
Starting tomorrow...
I am your nemesis