When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand
and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you
oh dear
Are they trying
to tell you something
You're missing
that one final screw
You're simply not
in the pink my dear
To be honest
you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
happened
It finally happened
ooh oh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad Oh dear
I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not at my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened happened
It finally happened uh huh
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad oh dear
I'm knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
I'm driving
only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened oh yes
It finally happened
I'm slightly mad
Just very slightly mad
And there you have it